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post #1 of 15 (permalink) Old 09-17-2006, 10:33 PM Thread Starter
YO MAMA
 
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here i sit broken hearted

came to shit but only farted!


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post #2 of 15 (permalink) Old 09-17-2006, 10:35 PM
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post #3 of 15 (permalink) Old 09-17-2006, 10:39 PM
shhhhhhhhh!
 
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you did not squeeze hard enough!
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you did not squeeze hard enough!
No doubt Go back in and try harder!
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post #5 of 15 (permalink) Old 09-17-2006, 10:42 PM
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Perhaps it is just packed too hard... (Ron, shame on you)

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Great Quote - One would think that the Secret Service was smart enough to get serviced secretly.

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post #6 of 15 (permalink) Old 09-17-2006, 10:46 PM
shhhhhhhhh!
 
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Perhaps it is just packed too hard... (Ron, shame on you)
this will help!

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post #7 of 15 (permalink) Old 09-17-2006, 10:47 PM
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I was thinking perhaps an enema BEFORE they play next time.

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post #8 of 15 (permalink) Old 09-17-2006, 11:00 PM
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Keep your friend close, and your enemas even closer.

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post #9 of 15 (permalink) Old 09-18-2006, 10:06 AM
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Its better then

Here I sit in the pits,
Tried to fart but had the shits

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post #10 of 15 (permalink) Old 09-18-2006, 10:21 AM
 
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Don't forget to take this out...

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post #12 of 15 (permalink) Old 09-18-2006, 10:46 AM
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this will help!
This will help as well and knowing Ken, he should have a tube laying around:














Probably empty from frequent use

<---- Andy

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post #13 of 15 (permalink) Old 09-18-2006, 10:48 AM
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Chipotle flavor

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post #14 of 15 (permalink) Old 09-18-2006, 10:50 AM
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This will help as well and knowing Ken, he should have a tube laying around:Probably empty from frequent use
This reminds me of a story. Here is the link ---> http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/en...nsue.phtml#278

edit: Possibly not work safe.

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Didn't work ..... Ken's still full of shit.


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