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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 09-19-2006, 12:41 PM Thread Starter
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Good god!

I just farted and need to vacate my office for at least 5 minutes!

That is all!

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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 09-19-2006, 12:47 PM
 
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Man. You know what I love doing? Crop dusting a raunchy fart all the way down the isle of cubicles, since you dust the whole row, nobody knows it was you!! Then you just act as suprised as them!
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post #3 of 8 (permalink) Old 09-19-2006, 12:50 PM
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post #4 of 8 (permalink) Old 09-19-2006, 12:53 PM
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post #5 of 8 (permalink) Old 09-19-2006, 12:54 PM
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Sounds like somebody needs to take a shit.

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post #6 of 8 (permalink) Old 09-19-2006, 12:55 PM
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Try farting in a locomotive in the winter time. Twice as bad as farting in the shower, and really pisses off the engineer.
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post #8 of 8 (permalink) Old 09-19-2006, 01:03 PM
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Man. You know what I love doing? Crop dusting a raunchy fart all the way down the isle of cubicles, since you dust the whole row, nobody knows it was you!! Then you just act as suprised as them!
Crop Dusting oh mna that is a good one Rep to you partner
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