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post #1 of 38 (permalink) Old 09-19-2006, 03:34 PM Thread Starter
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I blame Ken for starting me on this whole food thing with his spumoni thread.

What frost your nuts in the area of food or places food is served.

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Fake Heinz ketchup, what the fuck why even try to give me fake stuf. I really hate the ones that put the fake stuff in the old Heinz bottles and try to pass it off as the real thing. The only place in the world that can serve something other than Heinz is McDonalds, I don't know how they do it but it taste the same.
Another ketchup related one is being sat at a table that has the solid red colored Heinz ketchup bottle. You pick it up only to realize that the damn thing is empty!
And last was something that happen to me on a ride that brought me to the middle of nowhere. I stopped at Dairy Queen hungry as shit. It was one of those really small ones about the size of a closet that only have about 3 things to order other than ice cream. I order a hot dog and this dumb but hot as hell chick tosses the god damn hotdog in the microwave I paid like 3 bucks for a hot dog microwaved on a paper plate. Then the real kicker was that it triggered another pet peeve, it was not a Vienna dog. It tasted like a Jewel generic hotdog!

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geez dude, it's just ketchup.

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Man, I hate customers who whine about fucking ketchup. I mean really, grow your own damned tomato, break out the vinegar, salt and sugar and make it yourself, Emeril!!!! BAM!
Then, there's the people who bitch and moan about the quality of ketchup at places like McDonalds.. Yeah, there's a fucking culinary work of art.. La' Mc Fucking Donalds
My next rant is this: When I'm working at DQ, GET THIS: people come to an ICE CREAM SHOP and order a HOT DOG. Then, they can't figure out why a HOT DOG from an ICE CREAM place tastes like shit. You know why we charge $3 for them? SO PEOPLE WILL NOT ORDER ONE. For those that still insist that for $3 it's gotta be the 'tits' of hot-dog cuisine, we slap that bitch in the microwave and put the dickmeat on a paper plate for the ambiance.

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Robbie that is a serius concern. Who the hell wants to eat Catsup??? What the hell does that even mean. Grandad worked at Heinz for 6 decades, won't eat anything else. Not to mention other stuff tastes like poop.

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That's why it's called "Dairy Queen". You don't go to Burger King and then order a burrito or the veggie special do you?
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Robbie that is a serius concern. Who the hell wants to eat Catsup??? What the hell does that even mean. Grandad worked at Heinz for 6 decades, won't eat anything else. Not to mention other stuff tastes like poop.
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My next rant is this: When I'm working at DQ, GET THIS: people come to an ICE CREAM SHOP and order a HOT DOG. Then, they can't figure out why a HOT DOG from an ICE CREAM place tastes like shit
I knew you worked at DQ, just didnt want to embarrass you by asking.

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I fuckin HATE it when the little "water boy" comes by and keeps refilling your water glass right to the fuckin top or overfills it and the table gets all wet - Or even before he attempts to refill the 3 sips you have taken, while he pours over your table, he spills on your table and gets your shit wet

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I knew you worked at DQ, just didnt want to embarrass you by asking.
Yup, I make the extra cash when someone orders the $50 'Special' Brownie Delight.

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I knew you worked at DQ, just didnt want to embarrass you by asking.
don't get him started about the corporate capatalist fat cats oppressing the underpaid labor at DQ either
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don't get him started about the corporate capatalist fat cats oppressing the underpaid labor at DQ either
We all know the employees ask to be paid that low. Quit trying to kid people. Unless that's your food pet-peeve...in which case please, continue.

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Robbie that is a serius concern. Who the hell wants to eat Catsup??? What the hell does that even mean. Grandad worked at Heinz for 6 decades, won't eat anything else. Not to mention other stuff tastes like poop.
Are you serious?? When i use ketchup/catsup i put a shitload of black pepper to add some more flavor, so to me it doesn't matter what type it is.

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We all know the employees ask to be paid that low. Quit trying to kid people. Unless that's your food pet-peeve...in which case please, continue.
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OK my pet peeve is when the Waitress comes back 10 seconds after you get your food and ask how is everything...can I have a few minutes to actually taste what I ordered before saying everything is fine???? (and don't get me started on mandatory tipping I follow the Mr. Pink code when dining out )
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That's why it's called "Dairy Queen". You don't go to Burger King and then order a burrito or the veggie special do you?
Have you ever tried BK deep fried tacos? Yeah they taste as good as they sound and you get 2 for $0.99 with fresh lettuce and tomato. I avoid the finer & more expensive Taco Bell to get the ones from BK.

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I fuckin HATE it when the little "water boy" comes by and keeps refilling your water glass right to the fuckin top or overfills it and the table gets all wet - Or even before he attempts to refill the 3 sips you have taken, while he pours over your table, he spills on your table and gets your shit wet

I fuckin HATE that
+ The only creature that is worse is the fucking coffee boy . You have to work out the perfect mix of the coffee, sugar and (if needed) cream and then some witless bastard stops by and tops it off with more coffee! And if they keep asking "would you like some more coffee?" every-fucking-minute, esp when I'm reading a nice book and smoking a cig... Damn, I'm pissed off

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Does anyone else hate tomatoes...but love BBQ and tomatoe sauce?

Same thing with all melons...watermelon, etc. I hate them, but love things with those flavors.

It's all in the dilution/concentration.
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And WTF did Fuddruckers start diluting their dam melted cheese? It's like soup now.
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I hate it when you ask for Coke and they give you RC. IT'S NOT THE SAME SHIT!!!

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Does anyone else hate tomatoes...but love BBQ and tomatoe sauce?
Same thing with all melons...watermelon, etc. I hate them, but love things with those flavors.
It's all in the dilution/concentration.
Or perhaps Texture??

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I hate the fries and rings at BK period. I never do a value meal there. I've seen squirrels reject their fries . Thankfully they have a decent 1.00 menu.

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speaking off fast food, mcd's SUPER breakfast is a crock of shit. It's a Mcmuffin in pieces. What a bunch rhino doodoo.

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Sure texture is different, but the taste is so watered down I dont see the point.
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Two things when I say everything on it please don't ask again even if it is fuck chocolate Necco Wafers I want it on the damn sandwich.

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Does anyone else hate tomatoes...but love BBQ and tomatoe sauce?

Same thing with all melons...watermelon, etc. I hate them, but love things with those flavors.

It's all in the dilution/concentration.
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Sure texture is different, but the taste is so watered down I dont see the point.
You haven't had a really good tomato then, or melon for that matter. There are some varieties that aren't as easy to get that would blow your socks off with as much flavor as they have.

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