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drunk fool tries to run over bikers, but gets run over by his own car.
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post #2 of 26 (permalink) Old 09-22-2006, 01:18 PM
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bonus points for the use of the word "fisticuffs"!! I've been trying to revive that one for years.

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+1 indeed. What a tool

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bonus points for the use of the word "fisticuffs"!! I've been trying to revive that one for years.
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Bonus points for anyone that can post what Ron called his fists.
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bonus points for the use of the word "fisticuffs"!! I've been trying to revive that one for years.

I laughed at that too.... rep to Officer Yox
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Assault with a DEADLY WEAPON?! It's a friggin' POOL CUE!

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Bonus points for anyone that can post what Ron called his fists.
Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary

both boxers I believe.

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Bah get in line...

1:23 right here lol

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Props to the bikers who pulled him out of the traffic path. Even after being assaulted.

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Bonus points for anyone that can post what Ron called his fists.
Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary

edit...... beat to the punch
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Assault with a DEADLY WEAPON?! It's a friggin' POOL CUE!
The car.

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When I first started reading it, I thought it was going to say the drunk got run over by his own car and somehow had a pool cue lodged in his ass.
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When I first started reading it, I thought it was going to say the drunk got run over by his own car and somehow had a pool cue lodged in his ass.
that's not a news story, that's erotica
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post #19 of 26 (permalink) Old 09-22-2006, 01:56 PM
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WHOOPS!!!!

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Isn't that like having sex and not finishing though?
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Maybe one of the bikers worked here...



Then the guy found out he didn't get a super selection OR price as he was shooting pool with fellow pool...ahh...shooters...yes.

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What an idiot. It just goes to show driving drunk and hold a pool cue don't go together.

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I would have pulled him out of the road too. Into a safer spot where I can beat the shit out him some more...

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Assault with a DEADLY WEAPON?! It's a friggin' POOL CUE!
No, he tryed to run them down with his car first, then got out and started at them with the pool stick.

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post #24 of 26 (permalink) Old 09-22-2006, 03:22 PM
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How exactly did he miss a group of 2 PARKED bikers with his car?

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How exactly did he miss a group of 2 PARKED bikers with his car?
This would lead me to believe that they were riding...

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For some reason, Brooks became enraged, waved a pool cue at them and swerved toward the bikers, who split into two groups to try to get away, Yox said.
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wow he is lucky he didn't get the crap kicked out of him
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