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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-08-2006, 04:49 PM Thread Starter
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Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



i just stepped on my dick!

dont ask me how



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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-08-2006, 04:50 PM
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laying on your back, feet up in the air having an 'exploration adventure' and your boot fell off?

I hate when that happens...

Everyone Exaggerates

We're being taken for a ride... agaaaaaaain.....


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post #3 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-08-2006, 04:52 PM
You got the talkin' done
 
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laying on your back, feet up in the air having an 'exploration adventure' and your boot fell off?

I hate when that happens...
You have a vivid imagination sir. Sometimes only experiance can be the reason.

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VTwin FTW!
 
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i just stepped on my dick!

dont ask me how
Are you sure it was yours?

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post #5 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-08-2006, 04:52 PM
BSB > WSBK > MotoGP
 
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OBAMA FTW!!!!1!
 
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post #8 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-08-2006, 04:58 PM Thread Starter
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i'am black below the weist.



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post #9 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-08-2006, 05:11 PM
I'd rather be railing :)
 
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laying on your back, feet up in the air having an 'exploration adventure' and your boot fell off?

I hate when that happens...
How do you think this stuff up??

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post #10 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-08-2006, 05:14 PM
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How do you think this stuff up??
You want the URL?

Everyone Exaggerates

We're being taken for a ride... agaaaaaaain.....


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post #11 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-08-2006, 05:15 PM
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How do you think this stuff up??
He speaks from experience.

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