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post #1 of 13 (permalink) Old 11-10-2006, 04:06 PM Thread Starter
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We just got the open enrolment package for work and it turns out that if your spouse is enhanced, you have to pay more for the Voluntary Personal Accident Insurance plan. WTF is an enhanced spouse??
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post #2 of 13 (permalink) Old 11-10-2006, 04:09 PM
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I think they mean the plan is the enhanced version not an enhanced spouse.




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WTF is an enhanced spouse??
She does anal and gives superb head.

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She does anal and gives superb head.
I just had to put this out there for people to laugh at

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An enhanced spouse... one with big boobs, cooks each and every night, cleans all day, gives head each night, and lets you put it in her butt!!!!

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post #6 of 13 (permalink) Old 11-10-2006, 04:16 PM
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An enhanced spouse... one with big boobs, cooks each and every night, cleans all day, gives head each night, and lets you put it in her butt!!!!
I got a b0ner just from reading this... Only if the world was perfect.

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An enhanced spouse... one with big boobs, cooks each and every night, cleans all day, gives head each night, and lets you put it in her butt!!!!
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An enhanced spouse... one with big boobs, cooks each and every night, cleans all day, gives head each night, and lets you put it in her butt!!!!
Everything sounds good but the big boobs, sry not my thing


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Everything sounds good but the big boobs, sry not my thing
Thats cuz youve got your own.

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She does anal and gives superb head.
Don't forget ATM!

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Thats cuz youve got your own.
bwahahaha
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post #13 of 13 (permalink) Old 11-10-2006, 05:02 PM
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WTF is an enhanced spouse??
I am a well endowed/enhanced spouse. Whatever you want to call me, im hung. Just ask my wife. She saw it a few years ago.
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