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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 11-16-2006, 11:52 AM Thread Starter
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A Florida convenience store heist attempt features dueling machetes

NOVEMBER 15--In a Crocodile Dundee-like moment, a Florida convenience store clerk repelled a machete-wielding robber by pulling out her own machete from behind the store's counter, a faceoff captured by a store surveillance camera. On Tuesday, a man wearing a blue sweatshirt and baggy jeans approached the counter of the Lil' Saints store in Stuart and pulled the weapon from his pants. After he moved away from the counter for a moment, clerk Guillermina Sanchez, 46, grabbed her machete from under the cash register. After a 20-second standoff (during which time the man frantically pressed keys on the register in a bid to open it), the robber left the business. Detectives believe the suspect in the November 13 incident was also behind a mid-October robbery at the store which netted him about $500.
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 11-16-2006, 02:06 PM
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Take some swings bitch!
yeah, as she jabbed at the register keys shouldnt she have just hacked off his hand?

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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 11-16-2006, 02:20 PM
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