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post #1 of 31 (permalink) Old 11-17-2006, 11:38 AM Thread Starter
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How times have changed............

Isn't it amazing what a few years can do?

Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack.

1973 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his to show Jack.

2006 - School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and

never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

++++++++++++++++++++++

Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.

1973 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled.

2006 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and
Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though
Johnny started it.

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.

1973 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal. Sits still in class.

2006 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his father's car and his Dad gives him a whipping.

1973 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2006 - Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. Billy's sister is told by state psychologist that she remembers being abused herself and their Dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some headache medicine to school.

1973 - Mark shares headache medicine with Principal out on the smoking dock.

2006 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.

+++++++++++++++++++++++++

Scenario: Mary turns up pregnant.

1973 - 5 High School Boys leave town. Mary does her senior year at a special school for expectant mothers.

2006 - Middle School Counselor calls Planned Parenthood, who notifies the ACLU. Mary is driven to the next state over and gets an abortion without her parent's consent or knowledge.
Mary given condoms and told to be more careful next time.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.

1973: Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.

2006: Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he can't speak English.

+++++++++++++++++++++

Scenario: Johnny takes leftover firecrackers from the 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.

1973 - Ants die.

2006 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

+++++++++++++++++++++

Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary.
Mary, hugs him to comfort him.

1973 - In a short time Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

2006 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison.

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Only too true. It's the liberalization of society, and will continue to cause nothing but problems.
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It's a shame isn't it and growing up in the 60s and 70s not that far off reality.

I only see 1 improvement. Can you guess which one?

There is nothing firm, nothing balanced, nothing durable in all the universe. Nothing remains in its original state, each day, each hour, each moment, there is change. Change is the essence of life. Embrace change as you do life. To fight change is to live in the past.
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It's a shame isn't it and growing up in the 60s and 70s not that far off reality.

I only see 1 improvement. Can you guess which one?
Mary now has condoms?

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Mary now has condoms?

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It's a shame isn't it and growing up in the 60s and 70s not that far off reality.

I only see 1 improvement. Can you guess which one?
No more wacking kids in the ass with a paddle? I did not enjoy this, and was surprised to find the practice (literally) in full swing during the 4 years I lived in Mississippi.

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It's a shame isn't it and growing up in the 60s and 70s not that far off reality.

I only see 1 improvement. Can you guess which one?
They are getting old and dieing off?

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Only too true. It's the liberalization of society, and will continue to cause nothing but problems.
Ah so true, because everyone in the world is exactly the same and should live under a single totalitarian rule structure. Lousy tree huggers.

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In the good old days, you see a hot chick, you bop her in the head and drag her back to your cave. These days you have to buy her food, drink and act interested in her. Boo.

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In the good old days, you see a hot chick, you bop her in the head and drag her back to your cave. These days you have to buy her food, drink and act interested in her. Boo.
Yeah, that shits overrated anyway.
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Yeah, that shits overrated anyway.
You think hot chicks are overrated?

Do you fancy ugly guys perhaps?

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You think hot chicks are overrated?

Do you fancy ugly guys perhaps?
Buying them stuff, jerk.

Why don't you go play with your wifi antenna?
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Buying them stuff, jerk.

Why don't you go play with your wifi antenna?
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Why do you think I'm smiling at the moment?
I...uh...I'm....uh....(runs away)
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Because you really, really like wifi antennas?

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Because you really, really like wifi antennas?
not to mention, directional panels types. WooWoo!

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not to mention, directional panels types. WooWoo!
Snort snort!

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Do you fancy ugly guys perhaps?
Arch is asking you this because he needs a date.
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Arch is asking you this because he needs a date.
Yeah, I need a third hand for the nutsack.

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Yeah, I need a third hand for the nutsack.
Sorry, I thought you needed a 3rd hand (or rather fist) for somewhere else.
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I have to find a way to remove my head first

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- can you help me after you figure it out?
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- can you help me after you figure it out?
Uh, Is your head up my ass too?

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Mary is the right one. Funny I didn't think of rubbers. I thought of the pill and no sweat abortions in case of a whoops. Being married and 50 I don't focus on STDs. That's another change.

Chris, I spent the last 2 years of high school in restricted study/homeroom because of a student/teacher "incident". NO ONE was taking a paddle or anything else to this boy. Sucks to have been in Mississippi. These days they probably would have kicked me out, but back then I was pretty much an A with a few Bs student just by showing up so it was off to the dean. Frankly, it was pretty cool hanging with him. I got away with a ton o shit with him on my side. Well except for senior prank day. He didn't like that one, even if he was laughing...

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In the good old days, you see a hot chick, you bop her in the head and drag her back to your cave. These days you have to buy her food, drink and act interested in her. Boo.

you forgot one difference..same basis though


1973 : Joe shows Mary he is interested and bops her on the head to take her home, she wakes up and they live happily ever after.

2006 : Joe shows Mary he is interest, Mary is a snotty bitch. So Joe slips some roofies and she is dragged back to his cave. She wakes up, sprays him with mace and Joe is sentanced to 30 years in prison for "date rape"

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2006 : Joe shows Mary he is interest, Mary is a snotty bitch. So Joe slips some roofies and she is dragged back to his cave. She wakes up, sprays him with mace and Joe is sentanced to 30 years in prison for "date rape"
okay, i was going to post something about date rape, and how inevitbly it will turn into a Dateline special with hidden cameras but realized that on a friday while I find date rape funny and Chris Hanson and those hidden camera shows on Dateline NBC about the pedafiles even funnier, others might not think date rape is funny

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