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Mike Tyson in Escort Service?!

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http://www.starpulse.com/news/index....stitute?full=1

http://www.celebitchy.com/index.php/...di_fleiss.html

http://vegasblog.latimes.com/vegas/2...yson_to_w.html

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Former boxing champion Mike Tyson is to become a male escort after agreeing to work at legendary Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss' new legalized brothel for women. Fleiss bought 60 acres of land in Nevada, and his work is scheduled to begin on Heidi's Stud Farm.

She has high hopes for Tyson, once heavyweight champion of the world - despite the fact he is a convicted rapist.

She says, "I told him, 'You're going to be my big stallion.' It's every man's fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson."

Tyson, 40, adds, "I don't care what any man says, it's every man's dream to please every woman - and get paid for it."

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More proof that women want bad guys and assholes In this case they will pay for it.
I read an article in GQ last year about "big mama's" Basically it's rich white women from the US and Europe that go to Jamaica to screw young Jamaican men. They pay them a fixed price to "service" them and be a companion for their week or two stay. Talk about pimps! Sounds like a good gig but imagine how nasty a woman must be if she actually has to pay for it.

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More proof that women want bad guys and assholes In this case they will pay for it.
I read an article in GQ last year about "big mama's" Basically it's rich white women from the US and Europe that go to Jamaica to screw young Jamaican men. They pay them a fixed price to "service" them and be a companion for their week or two stay. Talk about pimps! Sounds like a good gig but imagine how nasty a woman must be if she actually has to pay for it.
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The psychology in play is that everyone in the transaction knows exactly who wants what out of it. No bullshit or emotional crap involved.

"I know what I want, and you're going to give it to me... then we go our separate ways"

It's almost a guy way of thinking about sex.

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I don't think he has the actor mentality or the performance ability to be an escort... although I am sure he can "just do it". I am not sure that is gonna please anyone other than "I did Mike"... but hey. I don't really understand the male escort thing anyway. I hope he gets PLENTY of male clients.

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Wow just when he was doing so well for himself....


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Actually, Heidi Fleiss is the , Iron Mike is the "ho"...

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I don't think he has the actor mentality or the performance ability to be an escort... although I am sure he can "just do it".
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True, that. It is a service industry. Like it or not, you have to please the client. And madame Fleiss must know that as well.

I'm more inclined to think it's a PR trick to get media's attention to the "stud farm". Mike might always be busy with other clients or unavailable for months or on sick leave or whatever and get some money for that. That and keeping his mouth shut. This way, both sides benefit. Not too bad for Mike; he is in financial trouble after all.

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True, that. It is a service industry. Like it or not, you have to please the client. And madame Fleiss must know that as well.

I'm more inclined to think it's a PR trick to get media's attention to the "stud farm". Mike might always be busy with other clients or unavailable for months or on sick leave or whatever and get some money for that. That and keeping his mouth shut. This way, both sides benefit. Not too bad for Mike; he is in financial trouble after all.
Yup, just like the hot blond w/ the big tits in the picture of the other services.... "She's not available/is sick tonight"

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Yup, just like the hot blond w/ the big tits in the picture of the other services.... "She's not available/is sick tonight"
Difference is, she can be had for a higher price in a different agency . No first hand experience within that price range, but from what I heard 5-10K per night can buy a very good looking pro (in the US, cheaper everywhere else except Japan and may be some countries in western europe).

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Difference is, she can be had for a higher price in a different agency . No first hand experience within that price range, but from what I heard 5-10K per night can buy a very good looking pro (in the US, cheaper everywhere else except Japan and may be some countries in western europe).

If it fucks flies or floats, it's cheaper to rent

1 or 2 hrs is sufficient. Why pay for the chit-chat?

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If it fucks flies or floats, it's cheaper to rent

1 or 2 hrs is sufficient. Why pay for the chit-chat?
The 3Fs rule . The older I get, the more correct it seems.

Classy agencies don't rent by hour, though. You can kick her out after an hour or two, but you still have to pay the full price. You want it by hour, make sure your health insurance covers STDs

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The 3Fs rule . The older I get, the more correct it seems.

Classy agencies don't rent by hour, though. You can kick her out after an hour or two, but you still have to pay the full price. You want it by hour, make sure your health insurance covers STDs
classy agencies? seriously? that seems a bit ridiculous. no matter how you slice it, it's still a whore house.












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Tyson is on so much Zoloft, he won't be able to get it up anyway.
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Is that the excuse he used last time?

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