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post #1 of 44 (permalink) Old 01-31-2007, 03:26 PM Thread Starter
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Ok, so I've been thinking, how many craps a day do you take?

I've been noticing that I've been taking 3-4 craps a day...Is that to much?

I don't even eat a lot. (I only weigh 195 lbs..)

Other than the obvious (that I'm full of sh!t) is 3 - 4 sh!ts a day tooo much?



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I think past 4 or 5 its too much, 3-4 is normal, you probably have a high metabolism

I'm on the 2-3 boat, probably because I eat every 2 hours and have a strict diet :P

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Twice a day if i am lucky.

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post #6 of 44 (permalink) Old 01-31-2007, 03:43 PM
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Twice a day if i am lucky.
+2. Sometimes I'm lucky to take 1 a day. After hot wings and beer though, I consider myself lucky to take less than 4 an hour.
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2-3 times before lunch. Total, 4-6 times a day is normal. When on a mountain I save it up for one big one right before sleep. I have a fast metabolism, plus I eat 4-6 times a day.

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Fiber is your friend boss. I think you need a colonoscopy lol. And when i drop bombs at work i wipe so much i get blood on the tp, but that's because i can't wash. they need wet wipes in stalls.

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Fiber is your friend boss. I think you need a colonoscopy lol. And when i drop bombs at work i wipe so much i get blood on the tp, but that's because i can't wash. they need wet wipes in stalls.
Now that my friend is pushing the limit of TMI.

I use up half the roll np.

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Now that my friend is pushing the limit of TMI.

I use up half the roll np.
That IS the title. Anyone here eat while crapping>??

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Fiber is your friend boss. I think you need a colonoscopy lol. And when i drop bombs at work i wipe so much i get blood on the tp, but that's because i can't wash. they need wet wipes in stalls.

You might have a Rob-orrhoid on the hole if you're seeing blood.



















get it? instead of hemorrhiod....

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get it? instead of hemorrhiod....
No drumroll lol? And i know it's from the tp since we use sandpaper here.. cheap ass batards.

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Wait till the one about how much TP and wrap/folding configuration do you use to clean yourself.

It's called AWP Ample Wiping Power.

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Wait till the one about how much TP and wrap/folding configuration do you use to clean yourself.

It's called AWP Ample Wiping Power.

What's your AWP? :>
Or if you do it sitting or standing ...from the front of from the back ....angle of the wipe .... how many squares is enough ....
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I about 2-3 a day but last week it was more like 4-5, probably b/c I was on a different work schedule and eating at different times. Matter of fact I need to take one now, err I mean leave one.

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That IS the title. Anyone here eat while crapping>??
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