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post #1 of 14 (permalink) Old 02-08-2007, 02:10 PM Thread Starter
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Top Ten Signs An Astronaut Is Trying To Kill You

Top Ten Signs An Astronaut Is Trying To Kill You

10 - Says, "This is a giant leap for mankind" as she tosses you off a bridge

9 - You turn on CNN and see the Hubble Telescope focusing on your house

8 - She promises to "Take you out like Pluto"

7 - It sounds crazy, but you could swear Mars is following you

6 - You were on the "Maury" episode: "I Had A Booty Call And Now An Astronaut Is Trying To Kill Me"

5 - Her previous attempts to kill you have been postponed due to high winds

4 - She poisons your Tang

3 - Says she looks forward to being the first to walk on your lifeless corpse

2 - Been getting threatening emails from [email protected]

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#1 -She keeps stabbing you with a pen that writes upside down.

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post #2 of 14 (permalink) Old 02-08-2007, 03:20 PM
 
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I just cant believe she instituted the use of a diaper to cut down on travel time. That is scarier that the whole murder/kidnapping thing
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post #3 of 14 (permalink) Old 02-08-2007, 03:25 PM
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I just cant believe she instituted the use of a diaper to cut down on travel time. That is scarier that the whole murder/kidnapping thing
It's weird, but to me, it's not as scary as people are making it out to be. She's obviously nuts, and it's not uncommon for astronauts to use diapers during launches, as you can't exactly get up to take a leak.
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It's weird, but to me, it's not as scary as people are making it out to be. She's obviously nuts, and it's not uncommon for astronauts to use diapers during launches, as you can't exactly get up to take a leak.
I hadn't considered that, it's still creepy though to be stewing in your own juices while driving.

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I had some poision Tang once....wait, nevermind, different subject

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I used to get more tang than an astronaut. Then I got married.

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I used to get more tang than an astronaut. Then I got married.
Wait, you mean THAT'S your wife?!!!?!!?!?!?!




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I hadn't considered that, it's still creepy though to be stewing in your own juices while driving.
Haha, does anybody else find it funny that while she was pissed off...she was also being pissed on?!?
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It's weird, but to me, it's not as scary as people are making it out to be. She's obviously nuts, and it's not uncommon for astronauts to use diapers during launches, as you can't exactly get up to take a leak.
I agree in space, but on land there is no excuse for that. The lady was obviously wacky, this is why everyone is giving NASA flack. They usually screen these folks to death. You have to be an excellent pilot, doctor, or scientist; then go through many psych evaluations. For heaven's sake the chick just flew in the space shuttle last June. She could have went Space Odyssey 2001 on everyone then

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I used to get more tang than an astronaut. Then I got married.

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post #11 of 14 (permalink) Old 02-08-2007, 05:48 PM
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I can't believe a nutjob like this passed all of those NASA psyche tests.

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It's weird, but to me, it's not as scary as people are making it out to be. She's obviously nuts, and it's not uncommon for astronauts to use diapers during launches, as you can't exactly get up to take a leak.

Sure ...I wear a towel and nothing else when i get a massage, yet this same lack of clothing might be frowned upon when dining at Chez Paul. There is a time and place for everything.
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I can't believe a nutjob like this passed all of those NASA psyche tests.
well the problem is...after you pass the tests...u dont get retested...same thing with everything in the military...i think a change is going to be implimented and a very sever eye will be watching all of them now...they probably let ALOT of shit get away from them...but this changes the whole game...the dude must have really done a number on her...cause she only left her husband a few weeks ago and i think thier 3 kids with her ex also....

...plus my gf was with me saying "omg slow down, slow down" and I was thinking "Lose annoying squalk box in passenger seat, afford more mods and have less weight in the car and on the back of the bike"...so i dumped her and I'm single again as usual...HERE KITTY KITTY!!!
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