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I swear Wrenchs have feet

I am installing some equipments racks at work and my 3/4 open end has just plain up and disappeared. I was just using it and now its gone. Whats crazier is I am the only person in the building. theres no one else around. WTF! I am getting lojack installed on all my tools, I have been tearing the place apart looking for it.

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Toolbox?

no its not in there and my tool bag is right there, I already dumped it out completely looking for it. This shit is nuts.

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You probably dropped it in a bag somewhere, or put it down in a strange area. This happens to me all the time. It takes me 1.5 hours to find the tools, and 10 minutes to do the job .

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@ Lojack for the tools.

It happens to me, too.

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check the boxes you removed the racks from?

Bathroom?

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check inside the gas tank. sometimes they like to nap there....

Oh, wait, you're at work? then go check on top of the toilet paper holder in the bathroom.
they love napping there too.
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you guys kill me.

Wrench news Update: Wrench is still missing.

I'm in a room smaller than some jail cells, with nothng but 2 equipment racks holding transport gear, I can barely turn around in there, how does a wrench just walk away. I had to use an adjustable wrench {shudder}




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It's in the truck. You just thought you used it.

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It's in the truck. You just thought you used it.
Yes, and also these are not the droids you're looking for....


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you guys kill me.

Wrench news Update: Wrench is still missing.

I'm in a room smaller than some jail cells, with nothng but 2 equipment racks holding transport gear, I can barely turn around in there, how does a wrench just walk away. I had to use an adjustable wrench {shudder}
Maybe it's mixed in with the transport gear??????

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Update: Still no wrench

I am thinking aliens or the govt is involved at this point.




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Xenu is using it to wrench on his old beemer.



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Friggin Xenu, I knew it. That bastard.




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I meant space Alien, not canadian




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News Flash-this just in!

Daley and Blago have banned wrenches as they are now categorized as a assault weapon
dont bother looking for it anymore

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Daley and Blago have banned wrenches as they are now categorized as a assault weapon
dont bother looking for it anymore
Thats only ratcheting wrenchs as you can get more than one turn without lifting off the bolt, single turn wrench's are ok still




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It's on the floor, just under the edge of the workbench. That's where it ended up when you accidentaly kicked it.

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I meant space Alien, not canadian

Its stuck on the last bolt you tightened

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Now if you wife ever asks "Tony, what is up your ass?" DING DING DING you found the wrench.

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hahahaha, nice try. Everyone knows men age like wine and women age like milk. It's a scientific fact!!

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