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post #1 of 43 (permalink) Old 02-10-2007, 10:59 PM Thread Starter
 
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Girlfriend or Bike Show????

My girl was sick friday night so I went out with the guys. Then me and the guys were suppose to go to the show but she wanted me to hang out with her all day Saturday using the excuse "you hung out with the guys last night, so I hung out with her. Now if she wants me to do that Sunday, do I say no and go? Smack her and go? Or take my skirt off and lay around with her again?
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go to the show and make it well worth her while when you get back and treat her right. Rock her world if you can't do it send her over to EMR I am sure those boys will make her happy LOL
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Rock her world if you can't do it send her over to EMR I am sure those boys will make her happy LOL
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if you stay home then you better do as your avatar says or i will be dissapointed

She's sick so probably not.......Sucks.
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I gave her some nice things too. Its yellow and its just trickles out?? Not sure what it is.
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If you just up and go then you will have failed a test in her mind. Do you love her enough to care for her when she's ill, no matter how 'crazy' you think the request might be?

You can do both, but it requires you to make her feel special both before you leave and after you get back. Calling her from there to 'check how she's doing' is another brownie point. It will make the dart of going be less because you cared enough to call and check on her.

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If you just up and go then you will have failed a test in her mind. Do you love her enough to care for her when she's ill, no matter how 'crazy' you think the request might be?

You can do both, but it requires you to make her feel special both before you leave and after you get back. Calling her from there to 'check how she's doing' is another brownie point. It will make the dart of going be less because you cared enough to call and check on her.

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or if she is bed ridden, stay home and take care of her!

Cute MySpace page too......I might cook her breakfast in bed and then do the sneek out and go!! Hopefully that'll get the points I need, but go to the show, and then she can have the points back.
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the show is the same every year, just hit it next feb.

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the show is the same every year, just hit it next feb.

Beer, bikes, and women>>>>>> I try to make it every year...
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the randomness of the post is hilarious.

I'm with Arch, go for it but make it seem like she's the only thing on your mind while you're there
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If you really want extra icing on the brownie, repent afterwards and say you wish you would have stayed home with her and actually use the words: "I'm sorry"
Tell her it wasn't worth leaving her, but I decided to make up for it and bought her a new bike. The exact new one I want?
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stay with her! coming from a female, trust me, not a great idea to go if she wants you to stay. sorry females are females. its true same shit every year, i just go for something to do, i went today it was alrigth, my fav part is the show where they ride in the steel ball, that shit is sweet... but theyre right about the test in her mind. if shes the kind of chick who would ask you to stay home w/ her 2 days in a row and miss something you really wanna do, just checking in wih her isnt going to be enough brownie pts. sorry.

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or if she is bed ridden, stay home and take care of her!
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If you want to keep her around you should stay with her when she's sick and take care of her. One of these days you'll need her and she'll remember when you were there for her and she'll be there for you.

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First... ask her to open her purse.
Second....ask for her to reach in to it. and feel around.
Third... ask her if she feels your balls in there, and to give them back! Jokin!

Actually, I agree with a few of the posts, stay home with her. She is sick, and your being there for her will show her how much you care for her and make her feel special. There is always another show next year....

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Ya Stay there with here. Hell Maybe post up your bike for sale seeing you wont need it any longer.

OK two things to consider:
!. Common cold flu ?
2. Some deadly disease and she might die?



If it's one make sure she has the comforts she needs and get your ass to the show.

If it's two good luck to you and her nothings more important.
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If I knew how much you wanted to go to the show... then I would ask you to stay with me but if you said you really wanted to go.... then I wouldn't really mind if you went. But I'd feel a little down about the whole thing.. you'd rather go to the show than take care and snuggle with me kinda things. So yea, make her feel special and then you have her on your mind. Call her while you're there, try to make her laugh. Maybe make some plans with her after the show? Ask her if she wants you to bring anything back for her on your way.
I know when I am sick all I wish I had was a warm body to snuggle with and watch a movie and chill.... unless I am barfing then I think I want to be left alone

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Wow I am surprised at some of the response from the guys here, telling him to stay and things like that..... ohh how cute

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See? You're getting brownie points from a woman not involved in the situation

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See? You're getting brownie points from a woman not involved in the situation
Maybe not this one... but I've been in a situation like it... and that's what I would like

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Here's another way to look at it:

You cared enough to ask for advice. That means she's someone special. Show her she's special. (That doesn't mean bring her back free bumper stickers )

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if shes the kind of chick who would ask you to stay home w/ her 2 days in a row and miss something you really wanna do, just checking in wih her isnt going to be enough brownie pts. sorry.
If she is that kinda chick, do ya really want that? Last year the show fell on the 10 year mark of my ex's dad dying. She was sad but knew I wanted to go, so we went and I made it super quick than took her out a nice dinner an made her happy as hell the rest of the night. (no sex, that would be wrong)

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You want a bike show, go to CC - WAY tooooo may bikes that will just sit there as well

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