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I'm glad I've some common sense...

I'm sitting here doing support after we did an upgrade project on computers at work.

Working very hard you see.

Someone stands up at her desk and states "this is not my chair, this one is to low."

I know that yesterday I lowered it so I could put my knees under the desk. I tell here that there is a lever on the side of the chair. She finds and tells me it's broke. I told her to pull it up toward her. She pulls it, and falls to the bottom of travel!

It kind of startles her. She stands up and goes, "it's broke, it only goes down."



She walks over to another desk, sits down and goes, "Oh, this is my chair."



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post #2 of 19 (permalink) Old 02-12-2007, 08:59 AM Thread Starter

 
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Though after reading my thread tittle, I realize I need a typing course.

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How do people like that survive?

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There are enablers around willing to cover or compensate for them.

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Change the AutoCorrect on her computer so that whenever she types, "and", it changes it to, "You suck"


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remap her left mouse button to be her right one, and visa versa.

...or call a 976 number from her desk phone.

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wonder how long it would take her to figure some of those out.....if she ever would

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lol its like we opened pandora's box on this girl

speaking of box, got any pics?

(note if shes fat/ugly, and cant figure this out, then she needs to be fired)

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She's not blonde by any chance is she? That would explain a lot.

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Because we have destroyed natural evolution. There is no longer survival of the fittest. If anything we've created survivial of the most whiney and annoying.
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Change the AutoCorrect on her computer so that whenever she types, "and", it changes it to, "You suck"

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Change the AutoCorrect on her computer so that whenever she types, "and", it changes it to, "You suck"

Now thats funny.

It's also funny that since we've put in these new PC's I've had about 9 service calls. They put in a trouble ticket that states "monitor has NO VIDEO INPUT message on the screen."

So I drive out there, turn on the PC so it HAS VIDEO INPUT and then leave.

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