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To be read by anyone who will ever have guests visiting thier home.

1K views 28 replies 19 participants last post by  TifanieMarie 
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It's funny though, first thing I look for when going into a bathroom in a home, is where is the plunger and is there enough toilet paper in stock to do the deed. I would never want to have to ask for either. when I moved into my house, first thing I did was go to ace and buy 3 plungers and stock the bathrooms It was then ready for occupancy
 
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Note: Always flush matches. Do not put them in the trash can or the fact that you're dumping in someone else's house may suddenly be the least of your problems. I learned this hard way and please believe me when I tell you that you really don't want to be frantically trying to extinguish flames and frantically trying to pull your pants up at the same time.
:lmao:
 
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:lmao: I have a real problem pooping at someone else's house. I almost shat myself once at a friend's house because I didn't want to take a dump with his hot sister around. I was in pain and sweating until I eventually I shuffled off to my car and drove home as fast as I could to do the deed.

-Ryan
 
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One time, I swear to God, I spent three full hours in the bathroom reading Ayn Rand's, "The Fountainhead". You do not want me in your bathroom for that long, trust me.
:lmao:

i once spent way too long and my legs got numb
 
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Taking a dump and stuffing up someone else's head is manly. What is wrong with you boys? Just don't multiflush and overflow the can. :flip

I just get weirded out about putting my ass on some strange grungy seat. If in doubt I'll wipe it down first.
 
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Damn, I just came in here to make an upperdecker reference, but I was beat to it :bow
 
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Good read, but I found something better than a novel by the can...A PSP by the can. Playing baseball or surfing the web on it is awesome when taking a dump. If you don't believe me give it a try.
 
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FYI...I don't poop anywhere except at home....and in my bathroom. And I'm regular as clockwork, I'm sure they set the atomic clock work by my movements...4:52:34 AM every morning....I eat my daily allotment of fruits and veggies:D
 
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:lmao: :lmao: "Anything pornographic is a bad idea":lmao: :lmao:
 
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