I was doing a search for bathroom heatlamps for an upgrade in my master bath and came across this. Everyone shoudl read this made get their bathrooms up to code. :laughing
It's funny though, first thing I look for when going into a bathroom in a home, is where is the plunger and is there enough toilet paper in stock to do the deed. I would never want to have to ask for either. when I moved into my house, first thing I did was go to ace and buy 3 plungers and stock the bathrooms It was then ready for occupancy
Note: Always flush matches. Do not put them in the trash can or the fact that you're dumping in someone else's house may suddenly be the least of your problems. I learned this hard way and please believe me when I tell you that you really don't want to be frantically trying to extinguish flames and frantically trying to pull your pants up at the same time.
+1>>>Matches on the back of the toilet. Great idea, never thought of that, grabbing a variety of matchbooks out the match bag now. Going to dump and test it out.
:lmao: I have a real problem pooping at someone else's house. I almost shat myself once at a friend's house because I didn't want to take a dump with his hot sister around. I was in pain and sweating until I eventually I shuffled off to my car and drove home as fast as I could to do the deed.
I will go to extreme circumstances to poop in silent. Preferably in my own home. Like placing out of order signs on the bathroom so nobody will come in.
One time, I swear to God, I spent three full hours in the bathroom reading Ayn Rand's, "The Fountainhead". You do not want me in your bathroom for that long, trust me.
Good read, but I found something better than a novel by the can...A PSP by the can. Playing baseball or surfing the web on it is awesome when taking a dump. If you don't believe me give it a try.
FYI...I don't poop anywhere except at home....and in my bathroom. And I'm regular as clockwork, I'm sure they set the atomic clock work by my movements...4:52:34 AM every morning....I eat my daily allotment of fruits and veggies
:lmao: :lmao: "Anything pornographic is a bad idea":lmao: :lmao:
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