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post #1 of 22 (permalink) Old 04-03-2007, 08:26 AM Thread Starter
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To make a long story short. We got a 25 dollar gift card to a place and they did not want to accept it. I called Corporate, and the guy said send it in and would send us paper gift certs. This was late January and we still have nothing. We called a few times and he was real rude to my wife and that pushed her over the edge. She has since filled out every subscription card in magazines and sent them to him. She is also having the book of Mormon delivered to him in person. She even got his email and wants to start registering him on porn sites so he gets flooded with spam.


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...just hope someone doesn't slap back with fraudulent use of the postal service. Highly unlikely but if someone went to this trouble over $25, imagine what someone else might do for the other.

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post #7 of 22 (permalink) Old 04-03-2007, 08:41 AM Thread Starter
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...just hope someone doesn't slap back with fraudulent use of the postal service. Highly unlikely but if someone went to this trouble over $25, imagine what someone else might do for the other.
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Just sign him up from free wifi hotspots and not your house. Harder to track back.

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post #11 of 22 (permalink) Old 04-03-2007, 09:41 AM
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That's funny...I think a lot of women have that "don't screw with me" mentality:

Some woman complained this weekend about our having our dog on a restaurant patio-- a place we go to every weekend, and it allows dogs. There are even signs posted. Timber was tied to the table, and just laying in the shade under my bench.
Anyway, this bitch-disguised-as-plump-southern-belle was complaining so much that we just decided to leave. The management was very nice to us, but it was this woman I didn't want to deal with, and I didn't want to ruin future visits to the restaurant with Timber. So as we left I said to the lady, "excuse me, but I just want you to know that we are trying to enjoy the day just as you are, and it's disheartening that you would go to such lengths so ruin someone else's afternoon." So the bitch-disguised-as-plump-southern-belle drawled, "you need ta mahnd your own busnahss" and her husband looked at Jeff and in redneckese said, "Is dis yo wife, boy? You needa control yo wife, boy!" And Jeff said, "you need to join the 21st Century; she's doing just fine on her own."
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That's funny...I think a lot of women have that "don't screw with me" mentality:

Some woman complained this weekend about our having our dog on a restaurant patio-- a place we go to every weekend, and it allows dogs. There are even signs posted. Timber was tied to the table, and just laying in the shade under my bench.
Anyway, this bitch-disguised-as-plump-southern-belle was complaining so much that we just decided to leave. The management was very nice to us, but it was this woman I didn't want to deal with, and I didn't want to ruin future visits to the restaurant with Timber. So as we left I said to the lady, "excuse me, but I just want you to know that we are trying to enjoy the day just as you are, and it's disheartening that you would go to such lengths so ruin someone else's afternoon." So the bitch-disguised-as-plump-southern-belle drawled, "you need ta mahnd your own busnahss" and her husband looked at Jeff and in redneckese said, "Is dis yo wife, boy? You needa control yo wife, boy!" And Jeff said, "you need to join the 21st Century; she's doing just fine on her own."
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That's funny...I think a lot of women have that "don't screw with me" mentality:

Some woman complained this weekend about our having our dog on a restaurant patio-- a place we go to every weekend, and it allows dogs. There are even signs posted. Timber was tied to the table, and just laying in the shade under my bench.
Anyway, this bitch-disguised-as-plump-southern-belle was complaining so much that we just decided to leave. The management was very nice to us, but it was this woman I didn't want to deal with, and I didn't want to ruin future visits to the restaurant with Timber. So as we left I said to the lady, "excuse me, but I just want you to know that we are trying to enjoy the day just as you are, and it's disheartening that you would go to such lengths so ruin someone else's afternoon." So the bitch-disguised-as-plump-southern-belle drawled, "you need ta mahnd your own busnahss" and her husband looked at Jeff and in redneckese said, "Is dis yo wife, boy? You needa control yo wife, boy!" And Jeff said, "you need to join the 21st Century; she's doing just fine on her own."
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That's funny...I think a lot of women have that "don't screw with me" mentality:

her husband looked at Jeff and in redneckese said, "Is dis yo wife, boy? You needa control yo wife, boy!"
Typical...once someone calls her bluff, she goes hiding behind her husband.

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Typical...once someone calls her bluff, she goes hiding behind her husband.
???
The guy was saying that a man should control their wives. Which is a hilarious impossibility, as we all know
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The guy was saying that a man should control their wives. Which is a hilarious impossibility, as we all know

Sorry, I was referring to the tubby southerner hiding behind her redneck husband
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post #19 of 22 (permalink) Old 04-03-2007, 03:21 PM
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Sorry, I was referring to the tubby southerner hiding behind her redneck husband
No, this chubby beotch was out in the open. He was fine with HER smart mouth but apparently not mine. I guess because I went up to their table? Anyway, the moral of the story is, Paladin's wife is hilarious, yet normal
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Still a ways off from tricking him into eating his parents, but shes getting there.....and that was over $10 of pubes.
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Still a ways off from tricking him into eating his parents, but shes getting there.....and that was over $10 of pubes.

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