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Keith Richards 'snorts father'

Issue date: 4/4/07 Section: News


LONDON - Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time, but this may top them all.

In comments published Tuesday, the 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist said he had snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine.

"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.

"He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."

Richards' father, Bert, died in 2002, at 84.

Richards, one of rock's legendary wild men, told the magazine that his survival was the result of luck, and advised young musicians against trying to emulate him.

"I did it because that was the way I did it. Now people think it's a way of life," he was quoted as saying.

"I've no pretensions about immortality," he added. "I'm the same as everyone ... just kind of lucky.

"I was No. 1 on the 'who's likely to die' list for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list," Richards said.

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post #2 of 15 (permalink) Old 04-04-2007, 08:55 AM
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Fucking Richards, I'm not buying my blow from him anymore

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as a comedian once said to Keith Richards. keith go lie down. when Keith responded, why? the comedian looks back and says, dude your dead.

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turn the bars left and go right; that just isn't right
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Fuck, i need a drink after seeing that
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he's definitely an original character
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He looks good.
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It was a joke. Or, at least, so his agent said.

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Yeah, but his looks ain't

Wow... He was always an ugly MF, but... Ouch!

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So that's his secret to looking so young...

3rd declaration: In such extreme circumstances, the law is by definition inadequate. To shame its inadequacy, it is necessary to act outside the law, to pursue natural justice. This is not vengeance. Revenge is not a valid motive-it is an emotional response. Vengeance serves no larger purpose. Society does not benefit from vengeance. Violent men are not deterred by acts of vengeance. The only appropriate response to their actions is the one I have chosen to pursue: a course of purposed, intentional violence. Violence intended to instruct, as much as destruct. A course, in a word, of punishment
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Wow... He was always an ugly MF, but... Ouch!
But yet still gets quality Poon Tang!

That is why he is the coolest man kind of alive.

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That's great. Now for the big question, how the hell does he play guitar? Look at his hands!! Those knuckles are full of arthritis, look at them.....

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Keith Richards at a recent press conference, "Oy! They found blood in me alcohol stream."

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Keith Richards is a Rockstar
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