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post #1 of 24 (permalink) Old 04-09-2007, 08:47 AM Thread Starter
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Your Age By Eating Out

YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATCH

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read ...
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat.
(more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757...
If you haven't, add 1756.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number
The first digit of this was your original number.
(I.e., How many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.)

The next two numbers are YOUR AGE ! ------ (Oh YES, it is!!!)
















THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2007) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS

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post #2 of 24 (permalink) Old 04-09-2007, 10:22 AM
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Worked for me, 326.

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No one says you have to get drunk everytime you drink.

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Isn't that like having sex and not finishing though?
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The first number is actually your dick size.
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The first number is actually your dick size.
Negative, the 3 #'s i got is how much i bench, bitches.








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No one says you have to get drunk everytime you drink.

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Isn't that like having sex and not finishing though?
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Negative, the 3 #'s i got is how much i bench, bitches.







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Wait a sec. You took away half the humor of this thread.

Damn Mod power users.
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It worked. 230.

Never a bad time to climb... unless the weather is really horrible, and then you climb inside!

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Now, for those that are married and only put 2 or 3 days, are you only putting that to be nice to the wifey or is her cooking THAT good?







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Now, for those that are married and only put 2 or 3 days, are you only putting that to be nice to the wifey or is her cooking THAT good?








no, fear of her wrath!

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Now, for those that are married and only put 2 or 3 days, are you only putting that to be nice to the wifey or is her cooking THAT good?







She's a good cook, and makes my lunch and dinner everyday.

Never a bad time to climb... unless the weather is really horrible, and then you climb inside!

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She's a good cook, and makes my lunch and dinner everyday.
She reads the board huh?

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She reads the board huh?
Sporadically, so I am always on my guard.

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This is the stupidest thing in the world.

Nothing magic about it, especially when you have to subtract your original birth year.

Example. I am 26, I can pick any number of times a week I would like to eat out it wouldn't matter, reason being is because I am multiplying that number by 100 (or 2 * 50 as it is in the riddle) therefore if I say 2 it will add 200 to my total number...or since the total number is supposed to be your age, it is just adding 200 to my age so i get 226

now the extra 5 you were supposed to add before multiplying by 50 is adding another 250 to the 1756 or 1757 number which equals 2006 or 2007.

When you take this year and subract your birth year OFCOURSE you will get your age.

And then when you add the number of times you like to eat out times 100 to your age you get your result... for me 226 born in 1980 haven't had my birthday this year.

HINT: next year make the magic numbers 1757 and 1758.

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Now who said that?
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This is the stupidest thing in the world.

Nothing magic about it, especially when you have to subtract your original birth year.

Example. I am 26, I can pick any number of times a week I would like to eat out it wouldn't matter, reason being is because I am multiplying that number by 100 (or 2 * 50 as it is in the riddle) therefore if I say 2 it will add 200 to my total number...or since the total number is supposed to be your age, it is just adding 200 to my age so i get 226

now the extra 5 you were supposed to add before multiplying by 50 is adding another 250 to the 1756 or 1757 number which equals 2006 or 2007.

When you take this year and subract your birth year OFCOURSE you will get your age.

And then when you add the number of times you like to eat out times 100 to your age you get your result... for me 226 born in 1980 haven't had my birthday this year.

HINT: next year make the magic numbers 1757 and 1758.
Thanks. These things are always stupid. There was one I saw that would give you your phone number through a little mathematical manipulation. If you've had high school algebra, you should be able to figure this out.

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You're no fun! "Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things."

Now who said that?
Just don't want any CLSBers to go sharing this acting like this is something magic only to have a co-worker call them on it...


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