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post #1 of 29 (permalink) Old 04-10-2007, 11:26 AM Thread Starter
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Job Site Vandalism

Here's what some local kids decided to do with our gorgeous handicapped accessible port-o-john
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what does burnt shit smell like?

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good gods I thought you were going to say that people were doing illegal dumping or something

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what does burnt shit smell like?
The plastic and asphalt overpowered the shat!!

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good gods I thought you were going to say that people were doing illegal dumping or something



No illegal dumping here...... no way that port-o-john is still useable !






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No illegal dumping here...... no way that port-o-john is still useable !






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Did the turds melt or just burn up?

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Did the turds melt or just burn up?

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Although you will note that this baby was the Executive...huge by port-o-john standards. We had it for about 2 weeks before its demise. Notice the grab bars in the middle, and how the door fell forward when it melted

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so I guess it is not fire proof then.
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what does burnt shit smell like?
I'll take a crap in your exhaust can at Strat's and you can find out for yourself. lol That would actually be a funny practical joke. You pull into Naperville after Strat's leaving a cloud of smoldering shit down Jefferson lol.

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I'll take a crap in your exhaust can at Strat's and you can find out for yourself. lol That would actually be a funny practical joke. You pull into Naperville after Strat's leaving a cloud of smoldering shit down Jefferson lol.
I sure as shit would not want to be behind that bike!
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I'll take a crap in your exhaust can at Strat's and you can find out for yourself. lol
My buddy Jeff shit in his hand and then stuffed it in our buddy exhaust pipe. It blew out all over the garage wall.



Cerk>.>>>You should see the stuff they've done on our jobsites. Amazing, the kids toward the country are really creative.
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My buddy Jeff shit in his hand and then stuffed it in our buddy exhaust pipe. It blew out all over the garage wall.



Cerk>.>>>You should see the stuff they've done on our jobsites. Amazing
LMAO!!!

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LMAO!!!

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Did what??



Edit>>>>> At our jobsite, some kids, or adults, took 3 of our porta johns and put them on top of the office trailer that gets parked on the corner of the jobsite. Not only did they get them up there with out spilling, but they screwed them down to the roof. Classic!! Wanted a picture but by the time I got my camera after work and went up there, the foremen already had them down.

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Edit>>>>> At our jobsite, some kids, or adults, took 3 of our porta johns and put them on top of the office trailer that gets parked on the corner of the jobsite. Not only did they get them up there with out spilling, but they screwed them down to the roof. Classic!! Wanted a picture but by the time I got my camera after work and went up there, the foremen already had them down.


They like to put anything not bolted down onto the railroad tracks too...

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They like to put anything not bolted down onto the railroad tracks too...

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They like to put anything not bolted down onto the railroad tracks too...
I hope they do that with your next port-o-poo. Those pics would be even better than the incernerated one. I know I would never have done something like that when I was a kid .

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They like to put anything not bolted down onto the railroad tracks too...
Would you believe there is a port o potty not more than 20 feet away from a RR track in my railyard. Hmmmmm..... is there rep involved if I video it?
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I hope they do that with your next port-o-poo. Those pics would be even better than the incernerated one. I know I would never have done something like that when I was a kid .

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I have informed the police about the untimely death of this port o potty, and named Jimzx9r as a suspect.








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I have informed the police about the untimely death of this port o potty, and named Jimzx9r as a suspect.








Not me. When I was younger we used to roll them down hills on skateboards, that was pretty flippin sweet.
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My Vision Gator was so wide, you could almost fit two port a pottys on it.
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Some dude tipped over the shitter at my party and the shit paper blew out the exhaust stack. But the girl stayed inside.
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