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Whats up with A2M? Am I the only straight guy in America that thinks its just wrong? And anal gaping? Come on, I don't want to stare into that. What about all this squirting business, you gotta be kidding me. Chicks peeing isn't a turn on, at least not yet. Makes me wish for the old days with Ginger Lynn or Christy Canyon. They weren't doing this kind of stuff back in the day. It was good clean smut back then! I'm gonna finish this Scotch now and go to bed!
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Whats up with A2M? Am I the only straight guy in America that thinks its just wrong? And anal gaping? Come on, I don't want to stare into that. What about all this squirting business, you gotta be kidding me. Chicks peeing isn't a turn on, at least not yet. Makes me wish for the old days with Ginger Lynn or Christy Canyon. They weren't doing this kind of stuff back in the day. It was good clean smut back then! I'm gonna finish this Scotch now and go to bed!
A2M is another ratchet up in the "YOU SUBMIT TO ME" mentality. Personally, I like to respect the directions nature gives on the backside... It's exit only.

+1000 on Christy Canyon and GL.

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the ATM is awesome!!!! Rock on.

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A2M, skullfucking, is all good.

Not a big fan though of anal gaping, golden showers etc..
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... skullfucking, is all good.
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blegh, ass stuff is not for me. +1 to arch, exit only. I wouldnt want that shit...pun intended..on me

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I think that as a society we are becoming more an more desensitized to things in general. Actions and thoughts that were previously taboo or generally unaccepted seem to be a little less of that.

That said, I bet 95% of the people that talk about doing stuff like that are all talk. I can't imagine the self-esteem issues a girl has who lets guys do half of those things, or the problems with a guy who thinks it's okay to literally punch a women in the back of the head for his own pleasure.

Call me old-fashioned but I actually prefer to respect the girl I'm with.

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I think that as a society we are becoming more an more desensitized to things in general. Actions and thoughts that were previously taboo or generally unaccepted seem to be a little less of that.

That said, I bet 95% of the people that talk about doing stuff like that are all talk. I can't imagine the self-esteem issues a girl has who lets guys do half of those things, or the problems with a guy who thinks it's okay to literally punch a women in the back of the head for his own pleasure.

Call me old-fashioned but I actually prefer to respect the girl I'm with.

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Maoisn supports the A2M movement.

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So, does the shit really taste bad or not?

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So, does the shit really taste bad or not?
Hah ha very funny mutha phucka.




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Now this ATM you speak of, are we talking f on f, m on f or f on m? While I am down for all live and in person, only one is halfway entertaining to watch in a porn.

The couple times a decade that I watch a porn, I like to see the woman or women having a good time. There is nothing about dominating a woman that looks fun for her.
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I only enjoy watching porn on my VCR, and only in fast motion.
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I only enjoy watching porn on my VCR, and only in fast motion.
Backwards is pretty funny too...

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Call me old-fashioned but I actually prefer to respect the girl I'm with.
YOUR OLD-FASHIONED!!!!

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I like my porn sluts to feel they can express themselves in their own personal way - So if she wants cock that has just been removed from her own ass, shoved down her thoat, suck on sistah! - Be yourself - Taste your bum and then suck a bellhead - Its allllllllll good

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I like my porn sluts to feel they can express themselves in their own personal way - So if she wants cock that has just been removed from her own ass, shoved down her thoat, suck on sistah! - Be yourself - Taste your bum and then suck a bellhead - Its allllllllll good
You know.. sometimes they want it after it comes out of their best friend's behind too. Who am I to deny that?

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