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Apple releases new Products

Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip
that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iBoob will
cost between $499 and $599. This is considered to be a major
breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring
at their breasts and not listening to them.

Thanks to Apple, now everyone will be happy.

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Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip
that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iBoob will
cost between $499 and $599. This is considered to be a major
breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring
at their breasts and not listening to them.

Thanks to Apple, now everyone will be happy.

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Yeah but the Batt is only good for like a yr and to replace the batt, ya have to buy a whole new Iboob - You know, that old chestnut!

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Yeah but the Batt is only good for like a yr and to replace the batt, ya have to buy a whole new Iboob - You know, that old chestnut!
They got that worked out. Unscrew the nipple. Then replace the "A" "AA" "C" or "D" battery, depending on inplant size.

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Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip
that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iBoob will
cost between $499 and $599. This is considered to be a major
breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring
at their breasts and not listening to them.

Thanks to Apple, now everyone will be happy.
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When you put your ears in between them, the stereo sound is to die for...
Awesome! How do you come up with these one-liners Arch... What do you do all day

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Awesome! How do you come up with these one-liners Arch... What do you do all day
Seriously.. I wasn't going to disclose this part, but what the hell:

They have a new recharge method. It uses the same principle as the glass rod/silk scarf/static electricity trick we did in school :P

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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Arch again.

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