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post #1 of 57 (permalink) Old 05-10-2007, 11:05 AM Thread Starter
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Insult thread

C'mon I'm running out of them and need some new ones. Lets hear em.

My favorite is...Your girlfriend's armpits are so hairy it looks like she has buckwheat in a headlock.
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post #2 of 57 (permalink) Old 05-10-2007, 11:07 AM
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Yo mamma so fat when she wears a red shirt and runs out of the house, everyone yells "Hey Kooaid!!"
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post #3 of 57 (permalink) Old 05-10-2007, 11:07 AM
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Your Mom dates WSE

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Your Motorcycle's so ugly, its a two wheeled version of a Pontiac Aztek!
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Best part of that boy ran down his momma's leg......



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Go outside and practice shuting the fuck up.

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post #7 of 57 (permalink) Old 05-10-2007, 11:12 AM
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post #8 of 57 (permalink) Old 05-10-2007, 11:14 AM
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If i don't win that raffle you've got going on, i'm gonna get SilentAlero's mom to break in your place and steal it for me!!!!












Too soon?

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No one says you have to get drunk everytime you drink.

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Isn't that like having sex and not finishing though?
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post #9 of 57 (permalink) Old 05-10-2007, 11:16 AM
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you suck!

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post #10 of 57 (permalink) Old 05-10-2007, 11:28 AM
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1. ya shoulda been a blowjob

2. we were worried about aids and global warming til you came around

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post #11 of 57 (permalink) Old 05-10-2007, 11:29 AM
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post #12 of 57 (permalink) Old 05-10-2007, 11:30 AM
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yo momma is so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch.

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post #13 of 57 (permalink) Old 05-10-2007, 11:31 AM
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nice vcook. I like it.

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post #14 of 57 (permalink) Old 05-10-2007, 11:31 AM
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Your Mom dates WSE
Hey Paladin, if we wanted a joke, we would have followed you into the bathroom and watched you take a piss.


"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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post #15 of 57 (permalink) Old 05-10-2007, 11:31 AM
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"oh yeah, well the jerkstore called, they're running out of you!"

That's ok...you're their all time best seller
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post #16 of 57 (permalink) Old 05-10-2007, 11:37 AM
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C'mon I'm running out of them and need some new ones. Lets hear em.
but we want to use our good ones on you, not give them to you

try some of these http://www.thejokeyard.com/your_momma_jokes/index.html
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post #17 of 57 (permalink) Old 05-10-2007, 11:37 AM
 
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post #18 of 57 (permalink) Old 05-10-2007, 11:40 AM
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get bent!

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post #19 of 57 (permalink) Old 05-10-2007, 11:45 AM
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I use to fuck guys like you in prison

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You mom is so fat her blood type is Ragu!

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No one says you have to get drunk everytime you drink.

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post #21 of 57 (permalink) Old 05-10-2007, 11:53 AM
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I use to fuck guys like you in prison
O Yeah, Preaty boy! Did some told this to you?

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post #22 of 57 (permalink) Old 05-10-2007, 11:55 AM
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"oh yeah, well the jerkstore called, they're running out of you!"

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post #23 of 57 (permalink) Old 05-10-2007, 12:12 PM
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Yo momma's like a vacume cleaner - she sucks, blows, and gets laid in the closet.

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post #24 of 57 (permalink) Old 05-10-2007, 12:21 PM
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post #25 of 57 (permalink) Old 05-10-2007, 12:21 PM
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O Yeah, Preaty boy! Did some told this to you?
Awwwww, you think I'm pretty? Thank you sweetie. I find you rather dashing myself

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming WOW, what a RIDE !!"
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post #26 of 57 (permalink) Old 05-10-2007, 03:36 PM Thread Starter
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some good ones here so far.
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post #27 of 57 (permalink) Old 05-10-2007, 03:38 PM
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I use to fuck guys like you in prison
best movie of all time!!!



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nice vcook. I like it.
I can't take credit, that's a Costanza original.

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post #28 of 57 (permalink) Old 05-10-2007, 03:44 PM
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(point to ugly shirt/shoes/tie/whatever)

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If i don't win that raffle you've got going on, i'm gonna get SilentAlero's mom to break in your place and steal it for me!!!!












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post #30 of 57 (permalink) Old 05-10-2007, 05:08 PM
 
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How bout a nice can of shut the fuck up?
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