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so my friend tells me he got a police esort today?

wtf, sounds like the same cop who aniled me to (got to talking to him and he use to ride long time ago)

So i get a call.

"Dood I was on LSD and this cop pulls next to me, flips his lights on and points foraward telling me to go. I hestiated thinking it was a trap, and then we took off and got to about 120mph with him staying by my side up untill we got to the museum."

I unno about this becuase first off he is still scared at 80mph on the expressway. (only been riding 2 months) jumping up to 120 is a hell of a stretch, plus whats he doin lookin down. He described the cop and it sounded like the same guy who got me on the nightmare may 3rd i had. Anybody else ever have this happen?

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Think about it... Lake Shore Drive on Mother's Day - down near the museum no less? The people on the bike path have a better chance getting near 120mph than your buddy did on the street even with an escort. Sorry, I do not think it is possible.

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I don't even understand the story? The cop wanted to race your buddy?? Smells like caca

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"Dood I was on LSD and this cop pulls next to me, flips his lights on and points foraward telling me to go. I hestiated thinking it was a trap, and then we took off and got to about 120mph with him staying by my side up untill we got to the museum."
bwahahaha, more likely the cop wanted him to pull over somewhere so he could write him a ticket but gave up when he reached the museum. Your buddy probably now has a suspended license and doesn't even realize it. Tell him to expect a ticket in the mail or the next time he get's pulled over he'll be Bubba's bitch while doing some light jail time

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bwahahaha, more likely the cop wanted him to pull over somewhere so he could write him a ticket but gave up when he reached the museum. Your buddy probably now has a suspended license and doesn't even realize it. Tell him to expect a ticket in the mail or the next time he get's pulled over he'll be Bubba's bitch while doing some light jail time
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Good point....that's quite possible.
Thta dude has got to be some kind of idiot. He just ran from a cop, that was right next to him, the cop was probably like "fuck this, that cat is F'in crazy"

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bwahahaha, more likely the cop wanted him to pull over somewhere so he could write him a ticket but gave up when he reached the museum. Your buddy probably now has a suspended license and doesn't even realize it. Tell him to expect a ticket in the mail or the next time he get's pulled over he'll be Bubba's bitch while doing some light jail time
to make this even better....he's riding on a permit

usually we go for a ride but uhh yea the whole curb incident

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yeah if a cop flips on his mars lighs and gives you a hand motion, he wants you to pull over. Tell your buddy not to answer the door toady. He will probablly be getting a visit from Chicago's finest

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No bullshit, I actually had a cop do the same to me my second season. It was a state trooper on 53/355 up by Thorndale North bound. I saw him getting on the highway so I slowed it down to 55 and the cop got on before me and slowed down for me to catch up. I thought I was screwed until he came over the loud speaker and gave me shit! " A 600 boy you actually call that a bike? Lets see what that toy can do" So we took off, I stay neck and neck with him I was affraid to get in front of him, until we cam apon some cars and the he fliped on the cherries and took off thru the traffic. This was also at 1:30am. I thought it was pretty cool.

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Your buddy sounds like an idiot.... an lying idiot no less.

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No bullshit, I actually had a cop do the same to me my second season. It was a state trooper on 53/355 up by Thorndale North bound. I saw him getting on the highway so I slowed it down to 55 and the cop got on before me and slowed down for me to catch up. I thought I was screwed until he came over the loud speaker and gave me shit! " A 600 boy you actually call that a bike? Lets see what that toy can do" So we took off, I stay neck and neck with him I was affraid to get in front of him, until we cam apon some cars and the he fliped on the cherries and took off thru the traffic. This was also at 1:30am. I thought it was pretty cool.



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cop was probably trying to inform him that he should just run the 120/70 and slide the tubes up to compensate.




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cop was probably trying to inform him that he should just run the 120/70 and slide the tubes up to compensate.
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