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What do you wear to cover da stink.

The Strats thread brought up a question.

What cologne do you wear? Perfume if your a woman.

What do you like your SO to wear, Perfume or Cologne wise.

I happen to like Drakkar, it has a muskier smell, than most, and not over powering. Next I have a bottle of Polo, that will cover any scent up to 10ft.

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Drakkar and Polo. I think the last time I wore Drakkar, I accidentally spilled the whole bottle on my yearbook.

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soap and deodorant that`s it
That is all you need nothing worse than funk and perfume.

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Drakkar and Polo. I think the last time I wore Drakkar, I accidentally spilled the whole bottle on my yearbook.


I was gonna say, last time I wore Drakar Noir or Polo I dropped a single in the attendant's tip basket at Oliver's.
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I was gonna say, last time I wore Drakar Noir or Polo I dropped a single in the attendant's tip basket at Oliver's.
Crap, I must be getting old. So smartass what are you sporting?

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soap and deodorant that`s it
Agreed! Other than a spritz of something pricey for a formal event I hate cologne.

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D&G Por Homme, Guess Mens, Armani Black, Kenneth Cole Signature... Really depends on the mood I am in...

Like said before... Don't wear it to cover the stank...

Try not to mix too much scents... Like a strong body wash (ie Axe) then body spray then cologne...

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use Polo sport and Aqua di Gio.

I use collogne only a handful of times a year. those bottles will last me until I'm as old as fuck...basically until I'm as old as tony.

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Polo, Hugo boss, Armani, Swiss Army (forgot the name). My gf makes me put a towel on my balls on hot summer days so she can rub it all over her, she says it smells like heaven.

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Then cherry blossom from bath and body works is nice too.
The Japanese Cherry Blossom is awesome.. so is the peach and passion fruit.
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Wife bought me some Vera Wang (sp?) a couple Xmases ago.
You just rub Wang on yourself!

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Polo, Hugo boss, Armani, Swiss Army (forgot the name). My gf makes me put a towel on my balls on hot summer days so she can rub it all over her, she says it smells like heaven.
Really? I feel bad for all those bastards who went to heaven then. I'll have to make extra sure I go to hell.

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My gf makes me put a towel on my balls on hot summer days so she can rub it all over her, she says it smells like heaven.

I don't know what's more disturbing. The fact that you just posted that or that a chick might actually say that!!!!

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Polo, Hugo boss, Armani, Swiss Army (forgot the name). My gf makes me put a towel on my balls on hot summer days so she can rub it all over her, she says it smells like heaven.
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Polo, Hugo boss, Armani, Swiss Army (forgot the name). My gf makes me put a towel on my balls on hot summer days so she can rub it all over her, she says it smells like heaven.
the hell is wrong with you man? You got sweaty balls? you need to stop sportin the tighty whities bro.
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