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post #1 of 13 (permalink) Old 05-18-2007, 03:31 PM Thread Starter
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TV Dinners

Tv dinners there's nothin' else to eat
Tv dinners they really can't be beat
I like 'em frozen but you understand
I throw 'em in and wave 'em and I'm a brand new man oh yeah!

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Peaches come from a can,
they were put there by a man
In a factory downtown
If I had my little way,
I'd eat peaches every day

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Oh god did you just make me feel old.

I have Eliminator on vinyl.


But here is my fav song about food.

Milk by S.O.D.


think speed metal


I woke up, went down to eat
Got my cereal, boy was I beat
Opened the fridge, and to my dismay
There was no milk, my mother will pay

CHORUS:
I want some milk, my coffee grows cold
I want some milk, I should've been told

BRIDGE: (grrrrrr) I wish I had some god damn milk
Cheerios just ain't the same
I wish I had some god damn milk
But the milkman never came

I can't go out to the store
I'll just wait till mommy buys more
I'll just have wheatthins and beer
If I get sick, the toilet is near

REPEAT CHORUS

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I can't go out to the store
I'll just wait till mommy buys more
I'll just have wheatthins and beer
If I get sick, the toilet is near
One of my favorite lines ever.

Ever had Wheat Thins and beer?

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One of my favorite lines ever.

Ever had Wheat Thins and beer?
Yep.


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Oh god did you just make me feel old.

I have Eliminator on vinyl.


But here is my fav song about food.

Milk by S.O.D.
Now that makes me feel old. Speak English or Die was one of the first Cassettes I ever bought.
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Speak English or Die was one of the first Cassettes I ever bought.
Welcome to the club. But, I still got you by 2 years.

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Mom and dad went to a show
They dropped me off at Grandpa Joe's
I kicked and screamed, said please, dont go
Grandma Take Me Home
Had to eat my dinner there
Mashed potatos and stuff like that
I couldn't chew my meat too good
Grandma Take Me Home
She said, why don't you stop your crying
Go outside and ride your bike
Grandma Take Me Home
Grandma Take Me Home
Wanna be alone
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One of my favorite lines ever.

Ever had Wheat Thins and beer?
i wish i had some g- damn milk
my cheerios just ain`t the same
i wish i had some g- damn milk
to bad the milkman never came

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Ain't nothin like a nice bowl of cornflakes in the morning
to smooth you out
Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who's the baddest female of them all?
It was Frosted Flake, she loved to bowl
And although her skin was white she had a lot of soul
Rich female, very debonnaire
Drivin a Rolls with rollers in her hair
We was hangin out, pumpin the stereo
She took me to a club, I think the name was Cheerio's
She walked like she was jumpin a hurdle
I was happy as a kid that just saw _Mutant Ninja Turtles_
A guy walked over, said, "Your earring's cute"
I said, "I'm wearin a earring, but it ain't no Fruit Loop"
Me and Frosted went to get a drink
But she ordered somethin bugged and I ain't know what to think
She ordered potassium, calcium
Carbohydrate scotch with sodium
She took me to her crib, threw me on the couch
I woke up the next morning with a spoon in my mouth
She's
Milky
Cereal
(Baby)
Milky
Cereal

I went to Vegas, didn't think it'd do any harm
I walked into this girl named Lucky Charm
For some reason we walked in the rain
She had a four-leaf clover with a big gold chain
She had a salary that was full of calories, for real
And I was in the mood for a homecooked meal
So we went to be alone
But we had to be quiet, cause her cornpops was home
Kissed her neck, kissed her back, kissed her arms
I said, "Forget it, let me see your lucky charms"
When we began her hairstyle was neat
But when I left the next morning it looked like shredded wheat
Talked about marriage, I said, "That's risky
Besides, it's such a waste of Rice Crispies"
She had a robe with the velours material
Her pops woke up, I said, "Hello Mr. Cereal
I came this morning to deliver the paper"
He said, "Stop frontin, I know you caught the vapors
That's my daughter, so save your croonin
You better find another bowl of cereal to stick your spoon in"
Milky
Cereal
(Baby)
Milky
Cereal

Then there was Pebbles, times was rough
She was turnin tricks to get her 'coo-coo puff!'
Her mind was gone, but she turned me on, in fact
She was wearin an Apple Jack hat
With a full-link fox and some pink bobby-socks
Her father had a greedy disease, fried chicken pocks
We called him Hungry Jack
He talked like Tyson, and then he dressed like The Mack
He invited me out to lunch
With a old army buddy of his, Captain Crunch
The waiter said, "Jack, what would you like today?"
He said, "I don't know, just make it Special, 'K?"
He said, "Cool," came back with the order
That's when I said, "Hey yo, Jack, I like your daughter"
He said, "Pebbles? Boy, are your crazy?
I said, "Nah, I wanna ride in a Mercedes
She could sing while I'm swingin my thing
Cause her burgers taste better than Burger King"
He said, "Go party, do some minglin
You and my daughter? your brain must be jinglin"
I said, "It's smooth, no disrespect
She'll sign a pre-nup, so she don't get half of my week check"
Then we walked down the aisle
Our honeymoon was milky - cereal style
You know what I'm sayin?
Milky
Cereal
(Baby)
Milky
Cereal

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what the hell are you old people talking about?

the only thing in this thread I recognized was Peaches by Presidents. I've heard of ZZTop but didn't recognize how they fit

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