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post #1 of 33 (permalink) Old 07-13-2007, 05:41 PM Thread Starter
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post #2 of 33 (permalink) Old 07-13-2007, 05:43 PM
 
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I don't know why but I find it kinda funny......It sodomized her.
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i didnt know if i should put it under the funny papers or not

how bad is that

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That dog is f'd. Shoot it in the head.
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post #6 of 33 (permalink) Old 07-13-2007, 05:51 PM
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That's not even close to being funny. That's awful.

The only way that could possibly be funny is if they made the owner register the dog as a sex offender.

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That's not even close to being funny. That's awful.

The only way that could possibly be funny is if they made the owner register the dog as a sex offender.
that would be pretty damn funny

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post #9 of 33 (permalink) Old 07-13-2007, 06:30 PM
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how bad is that
Very

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Very Very. Rather disturbing...

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That's disturbing as hell and nowhere near funny.

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That's disturbing as hell and nowhere near funny.
I couldn't agree more!!!!

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Whats disturbing is the mother leaving her two year old alone. Shot the mother in the head not the dog. The dog was just doing what dog do, hump.

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post #14 of 33 (permalink) Old 07-13-2007, 07:56 PM
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WTF?!?! Definetly shoot the mother!


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hope this doesnt come back later we all have shit happen to us when were young and get traumatized but not like this.

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i'm at a loss for words....you can't blame the mother...you can't blame the dog....mmmm....
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I'm confused the dog attacked her but what just humping her?

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I'm confused the dog attacked her but what just humping her?
Yes, because it was a pitbull the media says it "attacked" her. If it were a golden retriever it would have been "just humping" her.

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that dog just looks sexually frustrated lol
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How do you know it was a pitbull? I didn't read it anywhere, just the pic that they attached to it, which is not identified as the dog that did the ass raping.

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He looks like a nice dog. Hell, come over to my house and crawl around on the floor. I guarantee my Lab will start to have his way with you.

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Yes, because it was a pitbull the media says it "attacked" her. If it were a golden retriever it would have been "just humping" her.

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dude, it cornholed the kid so bad that surgery is required. it's not like it layed into your leg under the dinner table, this was pretty bad.

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How do you know it was a pitbull? I didn't read it anywhere, just the pic that they attached to it, which is not identified as the dog that did the ass raping.
Good point, I just assumed the picture there was of the dog that did the deed.

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dude, it cornholed the kid so bad that surgery is required. it's not like it layed into your leg under the dinner table, this was pretty bad.
I'm sure he wasn't intentionally using his schlong as a weapon. He was doing what all males are programmed to do.

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I'm sure he wasn't intentionally using his schlong as a weapon. He was doing what all males are programmed to do.

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why was the kid naked? or are we to believe the dog has a super, clothes shredding schlong?

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why was the kid naked? or are we to believe the dog has a super, clothes shredding schlong?
Considering I was blessed with a "super, clothes shredding schlong" it's possible that god may have bestowed a gift like that upon a dog.

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Don't leave your two year old alone, and it won't get ass raped.
Sounds like a more popular bumper sticker than "my child is an honor student"
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why was the kid naked? or are we to believe the dog has a super, clothes shredding schlong?
A super, clothes shredding schlong would certainly make my life easier.

Now if the kid wasn't naked and the dog ripped the clothes off and then went to to town, then I'd agree with the use of the word "attacked".

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that kids` scarred for life. can you imagine his/her friends finding out later in life? the nickname`s gonna be prison bitch. maybe the kid`ll be a future president. or most likely an animal control officer.

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