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post #1 of 44 (permalink) Old 07-20-2007, 10:58 AM Thread Starter
 
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GAH! dangit! son-of-uh...

So, I have today off of school, AND work... AND its only about 75ish degrees out... PERFECT "lets wash the bike" weather... so I pull out the bike into the driveway, put it up on the rear stand. Then I start pullin out the hose from the side of my townhouse... right as I get the hose out this big ass road grinding machine comes turning onto my street along with a dump truck, and a bobcat... then one of the guys asks "is this your car" (cuz it was sitting in the side parking space) and I said "yea...why you need me to move it somewhere?" and he goes "yea...put it over there" and points. THen he said "your bike too?" and I said "yea I was goin to wash it..." and he goes "yea... were redoing the street, curbs, and driveways... so no bike washing today bro, sorry" .... All that wasted effort!!! DAMMIT!!! I need a before I go workout...
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On a similar note, I huffed and puffed for 10 minutes and only excreted a small turd. All that effort wasted. I need some colon blow.

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sounds like Hooters, good for both
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sounds like Hooters, good for both
Ohhhhh! Sounds like an EXCELLENT idea for lunch! mmmmm Hooters!

I can walk to the one in Oak Lawn from my crib, so maybe I'll take advantage of this nice weather!
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On a similar note, I huffed and puffed for 10 minutes and only excreted a small turd. All that effort wasted. I need some colon blow.
I hope everything else comes out fine.

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hooters does sound pretty good... cept for one problem... I CANT GET MY BIKE OUT THE DRIVEWAY!!! lol... they tore up just the concrete curbs for now... and those are a solid 2 feet deep, and 2 feet wide... and there the length of 3 driveways... dammit!!! WHY TODAY!!!! WHY!!! Looks like I'll be using the sidewalk to get my bike out LOL... oh and I will use it... that or i'll just hop over the curb ... either way works for me...
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I hope everything else comes out fine.
It will. CLSB is like metamucil. I hop on and the shit just flows freely.

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It will. CLSB is like metamucil. I hop on and the shit just flows freely.
He might not have been talking about shit! Sorry.. that's pretty gross.

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Oh crap. I don't have a problem with the other stuff. Fockers!

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He might not have been talking about shit! Sorry.. that's pretty gross.
That's the beauty of double-speak.

Kind of like the comment about wanting to ride the EX in the GF thread

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That's the beauty of double-speak.
like taking a girl into the bathroom and sticking it in her ass... then you can tell people you "did her in the shitter" and it means both!!

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like taking a girl into the bathroom and sticking it in her ass... then you can tell people you "did her in the shitter" and it means both!!
...or hanging out in DT Naperville and being called a Mother Fucker

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Looks like perfect flying weather. Go do that instead...looked like some clouds over the city so might be a bit windy unless you climb.
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sounds like Hooters, good for both
hooters yuck.

Buffalo Wild Wings FTW! Sure the chicks arent dressed like whores but ill take the good food over some skank tryin to bleed my wallet for a tip for mediocre wings anyday.

and is it just me or has anyone noticed the drop in quality of waitresses hired at hooters over the years? maybe its just the ones by me but blah not only are the wings bad but so are the hooters!

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I agree that BW3 is the shnizzle, but I'm not driving to Orland Park or Bolingbrook for my fix . . . . besides, its for medicinal purposes!
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Buffalo Joe's suicide wings ownz BW3.

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Buffalo Joe's suicide wings ownz BW3.
When the fawk are we going.. so we can see the sevenfitty?

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hooters yuck.

Buffalo Wild Wings FTW! Sure the chicks arent dressed like whores but ill take the good food over some skank tryin to bleed my wallet for a tip for mediocre wings anyday.
that's craziness, hoots pWns Bdubs. Bdubs' wings are Somalian like..

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When the fawk are we going.. so we can see the sevenfitty?
The question is where are you Flounder, no one has seen you since Mannheim. You must of been scared off from that stripper that got pissed at you squeezing her rack

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When the fawk are we going.. so we can see the sevenfitty?
Hmmm, I'll set something up next week. I am doing a few things to the bike at the moment. Mostly maintenance, cleaning and undoing some things the previous owner did that I don't agree with. Sometime next week should be good.

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Buffalo Joe's suicide wings ownz BW3.
Half suicide/half bbq is quite possibly, the bestest flavor, evar. Did you guys end up going last night (got your calls, but was busy, as always lol).

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The question is where are you Flounder, no one has seen you since Mannheim. You must of been scared off from that stripper that got pissed at you squeezing her rack
Yeah i've been MIA from strats.. I'll be making myself more available. Work has had me on lockdown..

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Half suicide/half bbq is quite possibly, the bestest flavor, evar. Did you guys end up going last night (got your calls, but was busy, as always lol).
Yes we went. Thanks for calling me back BTW. Hope you fended off zee Germans from attacking your crib again.

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Yes we went. Thanks for calling me back BTW. Hope you fended off zee Germans from attacking your crib again.
Damn it. I got off work at 5, went straight to the gym, got home at 7. Next time. I'm free this Sat after 2 if you want your bike cleaned BTW.

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you know who else has really good wings is the bar/nightclub Bourbon St on 115th in merionette park.

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Damn it. I got off work at 5, went straight to the gym, got home at 7. Next time. I'm free this Sat after 2 if you want your bike cleaned BTW.
I have a wedding reception to attend at 6pm. So my window is between 2pm and 5pm. Make it so.

I already gave the bike a once over as it was filthy. So I don't need a total wash, just some touch here and there in the spots I missed.

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Hey Rob, hook me up with a cleaning too.. I got cash in hand.

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