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If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have
$49.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND
you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401Keg Plan

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I don't like beer, but this gives me more reason to drink Dr. Pepper in the can. thank u
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I don't like beer, but this gives me more reason to drink Dr. Pepper in the can. thank u
That's like saying you don't like pussy. Your man card has been revoked.

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you might drag knee

but i bet you got a box of these in your tank bag...




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and if your wondering "accidentally" dragging a knee on a street ride isnt helping out your argument
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but i bet you got a box of these in your tank bag...



Yeah at least I don't carry around one of these.

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the fleshlight!

thats been on my christmas list for like 5 years now. ill never get it

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thats been on my christmas list for like 5 years now. ill never get it
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If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have
$49.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND
you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401Keg Plan
What if you shorted the stocks instead of being long?

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If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have
$49.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND
you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401Keg Plan
makes perfect sense to me, now i can start putting my 3 refrigerators and extra garage spaceto good use
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