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post #5 of 27 (permalink) Old 07-22-2007, 06:12 PM
 
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Take the blessing for what it is.

That was priceless!
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...sucks when ya get caught
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the other hand was there for him in his time of need. the other quit cooking or cleaning. or bathe....

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...or just say that you were doing her a favor so that she wouldn't have to
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...or just say that you were doing her a favor so that she wouldn't have to
Interesting approach - I like your style

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You could say you were defending her honor... This other lady claimed to be better and you had to see for yourself to tell her "No you're not".

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maybe you can get a 3some....

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...sucks when ya get caught
have first "hand" experience do you??
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have first "hand" experience do you??
hers got pissed because they were easily replaced with AA's

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have first "hand" experience do you??
Bah Dung Kish - Try the Liver and make sure to tip your waitresses working hard for you tonight

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..............the hand your using. one is prim and proper, the other feels like someone with parkinsons

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You know why divorce costs 10 grand?



















because it's worth it.
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have first "hand" experience do you??

I have no idea what you're talkiing about. I was just speaking on the behalf of most of you I'm sure...
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I have no idea what you're talkiing about. I was just speaking on the behalf of most of you I'm sure...
mm hmm sure, i know y you girls moisturize so much
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You know why divorce costs 10 grand?

because it's worth it.

Why do Jewish men die before their wives?









They want to.

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and the difference between the mouse and the magazine is?............
..............the hand your using. one is prim and proper, the other feels like someone with parkinsons
i hace no clue what that means but it sounds pretty funny
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i hace no clue what that means but it sounds pretty funny
use your imagination on why one would be still and the other shaking

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I was like geeeez.....more drama?????


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