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Kirk to Solo, "how's my dick taste?"

the captain is always getting the chicks first.


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That looks photoshopped. Kirk superimposed over Han on the Falcon. Splain yourself.

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That looks photoshopped. Kirk superimposed over Han on the Falcon. Splain yourself.
splain it? well remember in star trek 4 how they sling shot around the sun or some bullshit to go back in time? well they didnt just go back for whales, while they were at it they went a long time ago into a galaxy far far away and kirk hit that shit.

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Kirk was a homo. The only thing Kirk ever hit was Mr. Spock.

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Kirk is a true pimp
Maverick was the true pimp. I feel the need, the need for speed!

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holy homo, have you even seen top gun!?!? i'm not sure there has ever been a more blatantly gay character that they tried to pass off as straight.

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the captain is always getting the chicks first.

Just a little bit better photoshop, and this would have been scary good!

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holy homo, have you even seen top gun!?!? i'm not sure there has ever been a more blatantly gay character that they tried to pass off as straight.
Whigga what!!!! Maverick hit the hot blonde instructor. She was untouchable to everyone else but Maverick hit that shiet! Not to mention the admiral's daughter.


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holy homo, have you even seen top gun!?!? i'm not sure there has ever been a more blatantly gay character that they tried to pass off as straight.
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+ what's with the gay volleyball?

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Whigga what!!!! Maverick hit the hot blonde instructor. She was untouchable to everyone else but Maverick hit that shiet! Not to mention the admiral's daughter.

dude, honestly have you watched this movie? he was secretly in love with goose.

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"You can be my wingman anytime" WTF????

+ what's with the gay volleyball?
They are Naval Aviators, that's what they do. Even in real life, people have wingmen. Ode to the wingman.

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dude, honestly have you watched this movie? he was secretly in love with goose.
He was secretly banging Goose's wife. While Goose's dumbass was playing the piano singing great balls of fire, Maverick was coping a feel on his wife.

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He was secretly banging Goose's wife. While Goose's dumbass was playing the piano singing great balls of fire, Maverick was coping a feel on his wife.
man, you're blind. that movie was filled more more homo-erotisism than an episode of Queer Eye.

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holy homo, have you even seen top gun!?!? i'm not sure there has ever been a more blatantly gay character that they tried to pass off as straight.
I can't belive i'm reading this!!! You can't possibly be serious?!?!?? Ok ok, there is 1 part that i thought that was gheyed, which was the bar scene, when the black pilot started going crazy with the song lol. That's it. Top Gun, gay? Pffffffft, i'm dissapoointeed in you... and i thoguht you were the king of flicks.

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The only gay person in Top Gun was Slider. Slider was all over IceMan's cack.

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Gay as a tangerine! It's logical.

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splain it? well remember in star trek 4 how they sling shot around the sun or some bullshit to go back in time? well they didnt just go back for whales, while they were at it they went a long time ago into a galaxy far far away and kirk hit that shit.


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BAM! That's money right there.
did you watch the video? sounds like your on the gay team, fighting the migs, and having the swordfight.

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did you watch the video? sounds like your on the gay team, fighting the migs, and having the swordfight.
Neg, blocked from worky. Still not ghey.

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I'm amazed that a thread about Captain Kirk managed to ping the ghey rev limiter inside of two pages.

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I'm amazed that a thread about Captain Kirk managed to ping the ghey rev limiter inside of two pages.

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Top Gun is like the thinking man's Brokeback Mountain, whereas Star Trek just comes right out with it.
sure kirk nailed spock, I never denied that. But primarily he nailed chicks. He was an equal opportunity player, black, white, green, asian, vulcan, romulan, hell I'm pretty sure he nailed some klingons.

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and if some alien chick was a tough nut to crack, well he just went midevil on her ass.


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Someone needs to find the tarentino rant about topgun. it explains it all.




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Someone needs to find the tarentino rant about topgun. it explains it all.
did you watch the youtube video I posted? it's the tarrantino rant mixed with film clips, it details it all.

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