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post #1 of 43 (permalink) Old 07-30-2007, 10:51 PM Thread Starter
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Help me stop being a loser

I'm such a loser, I can't really explain it

What you guys think would help me stop being such a dweeb, and no prison is not an option


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post #2 of 43 (permalink) Old 07-30-2007, 10:57 PM Thread Starter
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nah just bored lol

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post #4 of 43 (permalink) Old 07-30-2007, 11:00 PM Thread Starter
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srry man I have flat feet


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post #5 of 43 (permalink) Old 07-30-2007, 11:05 PM Thread Starter
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hell yeahs

I need to get myself a jacket though


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post #6 of 43 (permalink) Old 07-30-2007, 11:06 PM
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i cant even help myself stop being a loser i dont have time for your charity!

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post #7 of 43 (permalink) Old 07-30-2007, 11:07 PM Thread Starter
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Now lets get some rep biotches, rep equals a direct reflection of my penis size. all I have to say is wtf

awesome, lets start the clsb losers crew


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post #8 of 43 (permalink) Old 07-30-2007, 11:15 PM
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post #9 of 43 (permalink) Old 07-30-2007, 11:16 PM
freaking newbies, man there slow, ha ha ha
 
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You could start by working out ands upgrading your cars and bike....that would be a start. The first step to not being a dweeb, is admitting that you are one. You are well on your way
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I predict a lot of red dots in your future
nah he wont get any red dots, he doesnt ride a dushiti

errrr ducati

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post #11 of 43 (permalink) Old 07-30-2007, 11:17 PM
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ummm... you can start by backing away from the computer and go jerk off and jerk off some more... masturbating makes everything better...

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ummm... you can start by backing away from the computer and go jerk off and jerk off some more... masturbating makes everything better...
nothin says "im not a loser" better than whacking off until your dick goes chafed

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post #13 of 43 (permalink) Old 07-30-2007, 11:23 PM Thread Starter
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I can't say no to masturbation!
I'm a firm believer that it makes you a better person, one stroke at a time


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post #14 of 43 (permalink) Old 07-30-2007, 11:25 PM
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Okay now that you rubbed one out, hit up MySpace and pick up some chicks... that'll make you really cool!! Just remember to post a pic of you on your bike as your profile pic so everyone is aware that you ride and can be super impressed by you... It also helps to have some pics of you posing in a fancy car... don't worry if you don't have a nice car, you can just go to a dealership and test drive one and snap a few pics in it... then make sure you have hot chicks in your top friends list and you are all set... instant coolness!!

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post #16 of 43 (permalink) Old 07-30-2007, 11:36 PM Thread Starter
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Wow I have all this stuff already!

I feel so much better


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post #17 of 43 (permalink) Old 07-30-2007, 11:57 PM
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post #18 of 43 (permalink) Old 07-31-2007, 12:05 AM
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have mercy!

just act and talk like uncle jessy, he got all the chicks including the much sought after rebecca donaldson

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nothin says "im not a loser" better than whacking off until your dick goes chafed
non-losers know to use lube...


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srry man I have flat feet
I have flat feet too.. they don't care as long as your feet don't hurt when your run.. My feet are f'n flat as all hell too man, probably the flattest feet you'll ever see in your gd life.
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act like you have big muscles on the internet and try to fight every one, then in person don't say anything. that always works for me
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I'm guessing you left your computer logged on and a roommate posted this in your name? Only explanation I can come up with LOL.

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I'm guessing you left your computer logged on and a roommate posted this in your name? Only explanation I can come up with LOL.
or... too much to drink and the truth came out after a night of self-reflection

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2 steps to instant coolness

1.) Pee in a girls butt (and be sure tell everyone about it)
2.) Drag knee (and be sure tell everyone about it)


Examples for points above:

Example for step 1 to instant coolness - WSE (enough said)
Example for step 2 to instant coolness - Achapman (possibly the coolest guy on the board)


If those do not work than there is NO hope for you

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2 steps to instant coolness

1.) Pee in a girls butt (and be sure tell everyone about it)
2.) Drag knee (and be sure tell everyone about it)
Examples for points above:
Example for step 1 to instant coolness - WSE (enough said)
Example for step 2 to instant coolness - Achapman (possibly the coolest guy on the board)
If those do not work than there is NO hope for you
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post #27 of 43 (permalink) Old 07-31-2007, 09:07 AM Thread Starter
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Alright I'm up on cool points!

red means cool right?

cya gotta get back to my game of Dungeons and Dragons


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post #28 of 43 (permalink) Old 07-31-2007, 09:15 AM
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Alright I'm up on cool points!

red means cool right?
What did you get cool points for? I have some to spare if you want some more.

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cya gotta get back to my game of Dungeons and Dragons


Oh man there's no hope for you!!!

EDIT: I just noticed you have an 07 600rr... fuck dude, you must be cool if you are riding that!!!!!

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