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Pic of my 14 inch.......

........

wait for it




here it comes






oh ya here we go baby






......Cucumber

Get your minds out of the gutter


Wife just picked this monster out of our garden, 14 inches long and 9 inchs around. obviously its the topic of many off color jokes around the house



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now thats a large cockcumber

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Better be careful T!! There could be an alterior motive why Marlene wanted the garden!!

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Better be careful T!! There could be an alterior motive why Marlene wanted the garden!!

(if you planted squash just pack your bags now!)

Nope no squash, but don't give her any ideas




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Oh did I mention we also grew cherry tomatoes?



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you should put a spoiler tag on this thread i didnt wanna know how big it is

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apparently you didn't know tonys cock is bigger then this cucumber.



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Oh did I mention we also grew cherry tomatoes?
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