A BIG thanks to the friendly office who gave me a verbal warning for speeding on my bike today:
Officer: going a bit fast back there.
Me: I am late for my wife's pregnancy chek up at the doctors.
Officer: What doctor are you going to?
Me: Ahhh, (shuffling throgh my wallet), I had it hear some where...
Office: What hospital?
Me: I am not sure of the name.
Officer: What direction?
Me: Back that way (pointing to the opposite direction that I am travelling) but I have to meet my wife at home. Can I call her and let her know I will be very late?
Officer: How is your driving record?
Me: No tickets.
Officer: OK, if your driving record looks good I'll let you off with a verbal.
The funny part is that I really was going home to meet my wife for the doctors appointment. I wasn't concerned about the ticket, I was more concerned of the trouble I would be in if I didn't make it.
So I get home and my wife said she made a mistake - the appointment is tomorrow.
What a day.