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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 08-07-2007, 12:03 PM Thread Starter
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Probally A repost but still funny


Subject: THE PENIS WANTS A RAISE
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:

1.------- I do physical labor.
2.------- I work at great depths.
3.------- I plunge head first into everything I do.
4.------- I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
5.--------I work in a damp environment.
6. -------I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
7.------- I work in high temperatures.
8.------- My work exposes me to diseases.
Reply:
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
raised, the management denies your request for the following
reasons:

1. You do not work 8 hours straight.
2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work
period.
3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen
visiting other locations.
5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and
stimulated in order to start working.
6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
7. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as
wearing the correct protective clothing.
8. You will retire LONG before you are 65.
9. You are unable to work double shifts.
10. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have
completed the assigned task.
11. And if that were not all, you have constantly been seen entering
and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.

Sincerely,
The Management


Five reasons not to be a penis
1. You're bald your whole life.
2. You have a hole in your head.
3. Your neighbors are nuts.
4. The guy behind you is an ass hole.
5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint.
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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 08-07-2007, 12:07 PM
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That there is some funny sh*t!

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post #3 of 7 (permalink) Old 08-07-2007, 12:08 PM
Serious inquiries only
 
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post #4 of 7 (permalink) Old 08-07-2007, 12:13 PM
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sometimes mine wont even show up for work, what a lazy dick!

Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest - Denis Diderot
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post #5 of 7 (permalink) Old 08-07-2007, 12:22 PM
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sometimes mine wont even show up for work, what a lazy dick!
Enzyte is now sold at walmart over the counter.

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-Heesh

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post #6 of 7 (permalink) Old 08-07-2007, 12:46 PM
 
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yeah it sucks to be a penis, his best friend is a pussy.
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post #7 of 7 (permalink) Old 08-07-2007, 12:52 PM
OBAMA FTW!!!!1!
 
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Enzyte is now sold at walmart over the counter.

<---- Andy

Gear saved my life - there is no luck involved in wearing gear.

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