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post #1 of 17 (permalink) Old 08-10-2007, 01:16 AM Thread Starter
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I love our time period

I was watching TV and realized, That What other time period had it where,

Chewing Gum gives you the breathe to make out with random chicks on the bus

Spraying on a cheap cologne will attract women that will rip off your clothes and bone you.

and wearing levis tight nut jeans will just force chicks to become your girlfriend and walk around town.

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sounds like my weekend
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Not only those ads but also the drug ones.
Can't get a hard on? take one of several pills..one even offering a hard on for 3 days! Hop on your boat and take care of your younger model wife.
Legs feeling kinda twitchy? There is a pill for RLS (still don't buy there being a such thing, just stretch your legs)
Then there is the beer ones.
Crack open a Bud and watch the incredible ass just flock to you and your bro's (must write Bud about this one, I must be opening the bottle wrong... the quality of the women never seem to match the ads)
And one of my favorites are the car ads, any luxury car owner always seems to pull into their estate that is 25 acres and has a 2 mil.+ house at the end of the drive. Didn't know every Lexus, BMW, Acura and Benz owner had to have one of these homes.
One last one, kids in ads. They are always so proper in public and listening to their parents. Bullshit. I have never saw one of these little vile creatures act proper in public. They are always pulling shit off shelves, beating the shit out of their smaller sibling, snoot dripping down their nose, convulsing on the floor because their mom or dad won't buy them the toy they snagged from the cart while too close to the isle. And then there is the emotionally broken parent trying to bargain with the child to stop them from making a scene in the store. Never see this in ads. It's always more like "Wow mom, look fruity health pops cereal!, Well Tommy grab two boxes since it does have 100% of all the vitamins you need to grow a health young strong body, and look at the neat toy it includes! It looks like are both winners choosing fruity health pops cereal!"

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I sensing slight rant here?
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Legs feeling kinda twitchy? There is a pill for RLS (still don't buy there being a such thing, just stretch your legs)
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RLS I fnucking love it!! Its called you need to use your legs more, i.e. walking, riding a bike or even running.

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I sensing slight rant here?
Yeah, I guess I got up on the wrong side of the bed. All better now, I had something to eat and I took one of those new great pills

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RLS... Nobody had it before the drug came out, then all these people are all like, "Hey, I get leg twitches sometimes! I need that drug!"

Every time I bring up that commercial or RLS, someone is bound to say, "That's a real condition, it's annoying."

There's a drug for everything now. Everyone needs a crutch of some sort. Or everyone is a victim of something.
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RLS... Nobody had it before the drug came out, then all these people are all like, "Hey, I get leg twitches sometimes! I need that drug!"

Every time I bring up that commercial or RLS, someone is bound to say, "That's a real condition, it's annoying."

There's a drug for everything now. Everyone needs a crutch of some sort. Or everyone is a victim of something.




Kind of sad but true. I don't even have headache medicine @ my house & my medicine cabinet does not have any medicine in it.

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Shit, I have to take three pills in the morning just so I don't kill a motha fucka waiting for the bus.
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I hear people whine all day long about needing meds. What i have noticed is, out of all the offices i work with (Buffalo Grove, Gurnee, Vernon Hillls, Deerfield, Skokie, Lincolnwood, Lake Forest, Evanston, Glenview) Gurnee has THE MOST patients that use and abuse pain meds (oxycontins, vics, hydrocodone, etc). I have patients calling stating that someone had stolen their meds, yadda yadda, so they want a refill, but these meds can only be prescribed monthly so if it's the middle of the month and they're out, they go nuts, and they expect the dr to write them a script asap.

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Meds are good.

If I dont take mine I hear voices inside my head.

I like NOT hearing the voices, they tell me to do bad things.

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I thought RLS was just from poor hydration.

My meds: glucosamine and chondroitin to keep my knees from sploding...
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The MILF in that one Viagra commercial is hawt as fawk. The one where the dude is watching TV and has to record his shit. Man that chick is hot.


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Not only those ads but also the drug ones.
Can't get a hard on? take one of several pills..one even offering a hard on for 3 days! Hop on your boat and take care of your younger model wife.
Legs feeling kinda twitchy? There is a pill for RLS (still don't buy there being a such thing, just stretch your legs)
Then there is the beer ones.
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And one of my favorites are the car ads, any luxury car owner always seems to pull into their estate that is 25 acres and has a 2 mil.+ house at the end of the drive. Didn't know every Lexus, BMW, Acura and Benz owner had to have one of these homes.
One last one, kids in ads. They are always so proper in public and listening to their parents. Bullshit. I have never saw one of these little vile creatures act proper in public. They are always pulling shit off shelves, beating the shit out of their smaller sibling, snoot dripping down their nose, convulsing on the floor because their mom or dad won't buy them the toy they snagged from the cart while too close to the isle. And then there is the emotionally broken parent trying to bargain with the child to stop them from making a scene in the store. Never see this in ads. It's always more like "Wow mom, look fruity health pops cereal!, Well Tommy grab two boxes since it does have 100% of all the vitamins you need to grow a health young strong body, and look at the neat toy it includes! It looks like are both winners choosing fruity health pops cereal!"

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I think we are blessed though with the extremely low rise jeans that hot girls wear! That is all I have to say! lol.

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The MILF in that one Viagra commercial is hawt as fawk. The one where the dude is watching TV and has to record his shit. Man that chick is hot.
Nothing fades the chick on the Chrysler? commercials. Jill Wagner i believe?

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I think we are blessed though with the extremely low rise jeans that hot girls wear! That is all I have to say! lol.
this is the only thing that makes going to the mall bearable.

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