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for all you geeky guys that have a hard time with women.

now there is hope

http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/the_pic...t/series.jhtml


god knows some of you need to listen, i only got watch half the show but it sounds like the guy has some sense that some might wanna hear.


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I wouldn't take advice from a tranny, but maybe that's just me.
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awww you are such a sensitive and caring man
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I caught part of this.....

Pretty damn funny!!

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I caught part of this.....

Pretty damn funny!!
wasnt it, i was laughing my ass off



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wasnt it, i was laughing my ass off
Yeah....but you know it's all scripted, or at least part of it...none of those guys are my type so I don't care what they would say to me they would never get my number....but they just swoop right in and get all the girls....gimme a break?!?!!?

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i got no idea, i am married and i dont need no girls #

for me i close the deal the same night so i cant be calling no beetchs up after it all they do is cling onto to you like a puppy.



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I watched the show and have it on my DVR now weekly. This ranks up there with Beauty and the Geek!

Tons o fun!

Now I need to put blue or pink streaks in my hair and dress like I am some sort of artsy fartsy guy and I am all set. Well... I still need to find some game, but heck, it is an 8 week show, I'll learn

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all they do is cling onto to you like a puppy.
tell me about it

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Yeah....but you know it's all scripted, or at least part of it...none of those guys are my type so I don't care what they would say to me they would never get my number....but they just swoop right in and get all the girls....gimme a break?!?!!?
agreed 100%

though they may be able to pick up some girls...there will always be girls that wanna stay far away from guys like that. i call bs.

but i watched the show last week. i think it looks like it will be good/interesting. i was jealous...i wished i could be on there. always been too shy to approach girls.

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haha i cant believe mtv made a show based on this book.

http://search.barnesandnoble.com/boo...60554736&itm=1
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oh man tonight was funny!!!!

1st off mystery is a nerd helping the hopeless nerds.

that 45 year old virgin creeps me out! his ass was gone if spoon didnt leave.

speaking of which i got 20 bucks he gets a mercy fuck, but slashes his wriest before he can slip on a rubber.



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omg!!!! Mystery is not a mystery he is the nerds of all nerds!!!! ahhh and his wing men are nerd clones!!!!!

This is some funny sh**!!!
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oh man tonight was funny!!!!

1st off mystery is a nerd helping the hopeless nerds.

that 45 year old virgin creeps me out! his ass was gone if spoon didnt leave.

speaking of which i got 20 bucks he gets a mercy fuck, but slashes his wriest before he can slip on a rubber.
Thanks for the spoiler!!! Shucks... now there is no mystery for it when I watch the show.... ARGHHHHH!!

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I thought the show was on Sunday nights at 5pm. When did you watch it?

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Thanks for the spoiler!!! Shucks... now there is no mystery for it when I watch the show.... ARGHHHHH!!

...no Mystery can only make the show better, that guy is a tool bag
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wow this is all i need thanks!

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Caught the tail end...still f$#@!%& funny....and what the hell was on that guys neck...that's suppose to be sexy or attract girlz??!?!?

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OMG....I'm watching a re-run...wow these guys are hilarious!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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just got done watching tonight, was funny, they also got rid of the geezer.

next week looks to be interesting as these dorks, are able to to booze up some girls and get some tongue yoga going


funny, shit!



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OMG.....I don't think I will ever look at a peach the same

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lol cant wait to see it tonight.



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man he looks like a "jack in the box tonight"

"still watching"



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