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I'm growing... a tail...

Was tkaing a shower this morning and noticed that i was growing a tail... and it hurts like hell (i sit at work all day)! I'd like to see a dr but i don't feel like bending over in front of him unless i was getting paid. Any suggestions??

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Screw the tail and go full mullet.

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if your body is growing things, id uhhhhhh see a doctor unless you are growing an abnormally large penis then i say let that shit roll son!

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Screw the tail and go full mullet.
Nahh, my shit grows out curly, and i'd end up having to use Soul Glo and that would get all over my nice leahter headrests..

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Nahh, my shit grows out curly, and i'd end up having to use Soul Glo and that would get all over my nice leahter headrests..
you with Soul Glo. Everytime I see that movie I at that commercial. I don't care if it is the 80's, I would never rock a Jerry curl . At first I thought you were growing a dog tail, like Goku on Dragonball Z, or like that guy on X Files

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Was tkaing a shower this morning and noticed that i was growing a tail... and it hurts like hell (i sit at work all day)! I'd like to see a dr but i don't feel like bending over in front of him unless i was getting paid. Any suggestions??
You forgot to take the dildo out of your ass huh?

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you with Soul Glo. Everytime I see that movie I at that commercial. I don't care if it is the 80's, I would never rock a Jerry curl . At first I thought you were growing a dog tail, like Goku on Dragonball Z, or like that guy on X Files
That's my favorite movie bro! Saw that shit on the plane while i was coming here from the PI and loved it ever since lol. Funniest shit was when the family got off the couch.

Seriously though, there's a bump on my ass which i noticed yesterday after riding. It hurts like hell, i can't even stay seated for more than few hours. It's not a pimple either, it's a bit harder, nothing oozing from it. As i stated earlier, i'm too embarassed to bend over in front of my doc to have him check it out..

Heesh, . Dude, you didn't tell me your were using a 12 incher on my last night.

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Heesh, . Dude, you didn't tell me your were using a 12 incher on my last night.
you couldn't handle my cock so I had to warm you up with something smaller. After you started crying like a little girl, I lost interest, just left the damn thing in there and walked out.

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If its at the top of your asscrack, and its like a huge zit with no head and its really painful to sit down, it very well could be pilonidal cyst. http://www.pilonidal.org/whatitis.htm

If its a pilonidal cyst, you will need to see a doctor, it won't go away on its own - your ass is infected. Your doctor may try to drain it. If that doesn't work it may require outpatient surgery to remove the cyst. And if you have it removed at Northwestern or another teaching hospital, there will be a team of medical students/interns observing the surgery, which means there is a 90% chance that you will suffer the embarrassment of some cute young thing watching you lay on your stomach with a sheet over you except for a cutout for your ass, while someone first shaves your ass, then cuts out a cyst, then cauterizes (burns) the big hole in your ass to stop your ass from bleeding, which they will leave open and not sew shut (to reduce the chance of infection, they let it heal from the inside out rather than close the wound).

But that's just a guess. I'd say if it doesn't improve in a few days - get your ass to a doctor.

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If its at the top of your asscrack, and its like a huge zit with no head and its really painful to sit down, it very well could be pilonidal cyst. http://www.pilonidal.org/whatitis.htm

If its a pilonidal cyst, you will need to see a doctor, it won't go away on its own - your ass is infected. Your doctor may try to drain it. If that doesn't work it may require outpatient surgery to remove the cyst. And if you have it removed at Northwestern or another teaching hospital, there will be a team of medical students/interns observing the surgery, which means there is a 90% chance that you will suffer the embarrassment of some cute young thing watching you lay on your stomach with a sheet over you except for a cutout for your ass, while someone first shaves your ass, then cuts out a cyst, then cauterizes (burns) the big hole in your ass to stop your ass from bleeding, which they will leave open and not sew shut (to reduce the chance of infection, they let it heal from the inside out rather than close the wound).

But that's just a guess. I'd say if it doesn't improve in a few days - get your ass to a doctor.
Wow, i think it got up and ran away after reading this.

And good thing i'm asian cause i have no ass hairs, or very little.

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I had a pilonidal cyst and needed surgery. If that's what it is get it checked out right away because it is infected and your body is fighting the infection causing your immune system to be weakened.

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As off as this post is, i think buying a duc may work. this way the heat can roast that thing off of my ass. Perfect timing, i go on vaca this weekend and i get this. fuckijng shit, i shouldn't have rode in that hot ass weather yesterday. motherfucker.

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Maybe it's another one of your messed up thumbs sprouting from your tailbone.
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Just go to the doctor and get it checked out! Guys are such babies! Geesh, we have to go to the doctor at least twice a year and get our 'shtuff' checked out! Seriously, you don't want it to get worse! Hope you feel better soon!

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Maybe it's another one of your messed up thumbs sprouting from your tailbone.
I think it developed from me wiping my ass with that thumb (which is getting BTW).

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I think you should stop playing with your bung hole.

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You know how it is for us, unless we have physical proof we are dying, we walk it off .

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You know how it is for us, unless we have physical proof we are dying, we walk it off .
Dude, i won't even show it to my gf. Problem is, my PCP is a female and my internist, i work with him, so uhh, i dunno. Word gets around here mighty fast regardless of the HIPAA laws. Fuck dude, imma smoke a blunt later to ease the pain and put the roack out on it, see if that helps. hahaha

And Shelly, i have OCD and trust me baby, everything about me is clean. No joke.

Look at the reflection of my trunk in my avatar, you can see God's face in it. hahaha seriously, i'm really anal (pun intended) about that kinda shit and i wipe till i see all white in the TP's, and i wash shortly after.

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Dude, i won't even show it to my gf. Problem is, my PCP is a female and my internist, i work with him, so uhh, i dunno. Word gets around here mighty fast regardless of the HIPAA laws. Fuck dude, imma smoke a blunt later to ease the pain and put the roack out on it, see if that helps. hahaha

And Shelly, i have OCD and trust me baby, everything about me is clean. No joke.
Good idea, i'd smoke a blunt regardless of the pain though

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Dude, i won't even show it to my gf. Problem is, my PCP is a female and my internist, i work with him, so uhh, i dunno. Word gets around here mighty fast regardless of the HIPAA laws. Fuck dude, imma smoke a blunt later to ease the pain and put the roack out on it, see if that helps. hahaha

And Shelly, i have OCD and trust me baby, everything about me is clean. No joke.

Yeah, and don't you work around a lot of fine ladies. It would not be cool if word gets out that you have a tail. You will have to cut a hole in your pants to let that bad boy air out as well

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To quote MR. Buehller when speaking to his young son Ferris, "Wrap a Hot Towel Around your Head, Take an Asprin and get a nap"

Oh and BTW, yer gonna die

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This thread is giving too much information for me, but hey I think I might have another possible suggestion. lol

You may have also damaged a blood vessel similar to getting a blood blister on your finger if you hit it with a hammer or something. If it stays for more than a week without getting smaller I would be worried and if it hurts that much I think I might be worried anyways. I got one on my inner right leg after a long motorycle ride a few weeks back. it was right over a vein and hurt if I pushed on it. If I left it alone and it is almost gone. If it starts spewing or growing a leg or something I will let you know but I think I'll be fine. Asked my sister over the phone "she's a nurse" and she told me it was probably just a blood vessel damaged.
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And Shelly, i have OCD and trust me baby, everything about me is clean. No joke.

Look at the reflection of my trunk in my avatar, you can see God's face in it. hahaha seriously, i'm really anal (pun intended) about that kinda shit and i wipe till i see all white in the TP's, and i wash shortly after.
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