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post #1 of 38 (permalink) Old 08-14-2007, 02:54 PM Thread Starter
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good lord, no!!!!

Jessica Alba May Have Caught Herpes from Derek Jeter!
Glittery baubles, expensive dinners and sappy endearments werenít the only surprises Derek Jeter bestowed on his ex-girlfriend Jessica Alba Ė he also gave her herpes. Or so the rumor mill says.

The Adam Carolla Show dished all the dirt on the viral Jess earlier this morning. The 26-year-old actress and her 33-year-old former flame dated for a while, before Jessica settled into a long-term relationship with Cash Warren. But now Jesseís STD may be the only gift with staying power.

Apparently Alba regularly filled a Valtrex prescription during her relationship with Cash Warren, but how Derek fits into the puzzle is still a mystery.

Suppose the rumors are true. The list of people in Hollywood making appointments this morning might be astounding:

* Derek may have infected Mariah Carey, Vanessa Minnillo and Jessica Biel

* Mariah, Vanessa and Jessica may have infected Cash Warren, Nick Lachey and Justin Timberlake

* And if they did two friends and those two friends did two friendsÖ This could be epidemic!

Wonder if thereís an immunization for stupidity?


Source: http://www.thinkfashion.com/blogs/st...rek-jeter.aspx


the bolded part is what saddens me.

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post #2 of 38 (permalink) Old 08-14-2007, 02:57 PM
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I'd be cool with it if I had a chance with Biel.
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herpes all the cool kids are doing it!
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derek jeter? cmon ladies i know you can do better than that!

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Wow.. jeter is a pimp.

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Herpes are like toe nails, every one has them just some people try to make them pretty and show them off.
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Herpes, schmerpes. There's still a long list of men waiting to hit that shit.

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I'm actually surprised there aren't more "epidemics" in hollywood
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forgive me for my lack of knowledge on herpes, but might not the two hole be a viable option still?

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I'm actually surprised there aren't more "epidemics" in hollywood
I bet there is a lot more than us common folk know about.
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Hot chicks what a waste wouldn't touch them with a 10 foot pole.
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Spray a little of this on it and it will be all right!!
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Spray a little of this on it and it will be all right!!
maybe if you use the antibacterial one
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man, you guys are taking this well. you fuckers must all be infested with the herp!!

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Antibacterial won't do shit. You need something that is anti-viral. Put some Robitussin on it.

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i was thinking the same thing. Gotta give the guy props for that list

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man, you guys are taking this well. you fuckers must all be infested with the herp!!
If I knew you personally and you weren't a mod, there is a great joke to be made here, but I'd rather not get banned
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Perhaps now we mortals have a better chance with them....they are damaged goods. She is so damn hot I would just double wrap and go in!

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glad I hit it before she got the herp.

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glad I hit it before she got the herp.
Unfortunately I didn't it, that is why my right arm is so strong.....remember how I snapped that steel bolt so easily

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Whatever she's got, you know it's all up in her ass. I'll bet Jeter was Louisville Sluggin that pooper all night long.

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Whatever she's got, you know it's all up in her ass. I'll bet Jeter was Louisville Sluggin that pooper all night long.
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