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post #1 of 30 (permalink) Old 08-20-2007, 08:47 AM Thread Starter
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want to touch the hiney..

sooo hot...




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post #2 of 30 (permalink) Old 08-20-2007, 08:50 AM
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haha, she got the crazy bush though! I know, I've seen Scary Movie.

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post #4 of 30 (permalink) Old 08-20-2007, 08:57 AM
 
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+1............i would like to touch the hiney also.....i needed that on a $hatty monday morning thank you
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Meh. I like a little more meat on girls. Either cushion, or muscle, but just more substance.

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ohhhh anna faris the wet dreams you've ensued.

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bllaaaahhh......


a little bit thinner and shes just another crack whore getting busted on cops.

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shes not THAT thin, like nicole richie


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Both of them need to eat a few cheeseurgers. I thought Nicole Richie was pregnant. She will plump up nicely.
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you wanna talk cracked out lets bring in britney murphy and lindsay lohan

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That's no hiney. This is a hiney.
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me soooo hiney
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almost time...

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And you all would still hump them given the chance
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And you all would still hump them given the chance
yup.. everyone says "ugh shes nasty!" but if she walked up to them and said "man i wanna fuck you right now" they would do it.

fuck i would prolly cum in my pants like a 13 year old.

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What people will hump and what they find attractive are not necessarily the same thing.

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yup.. everyone says "ugh shes nasty!" but if she walked up to them and said "man i wanna fuck you right now" they would do it.

fuck i would prolly cum in my pants like a 13 year old.
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if any girl came up to you and said "fuck me now" you cum in your pants like a 13 year old
id cum in my pants like a 13 year old if she even looked at me

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if any girl came up to you and said "fuck me now" you cum in your pants like a 13 year old
he'd probably cum in his pants from a text message that said if this guy had a 500 I'd fuck him...then he'd still stick around cause she apoligized for ripping on his 250
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almost time...
What do you mean almost?

I'm putting my money on Mylie Cyrus. She will be something special. Mark my words!

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shes 17 it looks like from imdb...

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17? i'd still pee in her butt

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she can play with my wand anytime

up top! anyone? anyone?

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I ever tell you guys about the time I got blown by a couple o chicks at bamboo room while my wife was in the bathroom?

serious true story.











came up to me and said wanna get blown by us? I had a couple of drinks so my brain was slower, then a few seconds later they were blowing air in my face.

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yeah she's cute.

but still a dummy.



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shes 17 it looks like from imdb...
Close enough

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