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post #1 of 75 (permalink) Old 08-21-2007, 12:41 AM Thread Starter
 
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can anyone suggest any good ones? I'm trying to watch the Disney Channel to cancel out the GROSS conversation that carried on tonight and it's just not powerful enough

no, seriously...
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I like this one.

Matthew 5:43-48 (Words of Jesus in red.)

43 "You have heard that it was said, 'You shall love your neighbor and hate your enemy.' 44 But I say to you, Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, 45 so that you may be children of your Father in heaven; for he makes his sun rise on the evil and on the good, and sends rain on the righteous and on the unrighteous. 46 For if you love those who love you, what reward do you have? Do not even the tax collectors do the same? 47 And if you greet only your brothers and sisters, what more are you doing than others? Do not even the Gentiles do the same? 48 Be perfect, therefore, as your heavenly Father is perfect.

"The man who makes me your enemy, it is he who be the guilty one....Here I abandoned peace and desecrated law; fortune it is you I follow. Farewell to treaties. From now on war is our judge!"
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can anyone suggest any good ones? I'm trying to watch the Disney Channel to cancel out the GROSS conversation that carried on tonight and it's just not powerful enough

no, seriously...
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I was going to post the one from Pulp Fiction, but it turns out that isn't really a verse. I learn something new everyday because of here. Thanks CLSB!
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You should have come to Denny's with us. The conversation just got better.

Never a bad time to climb... unless the weather is really horrible, and then you climb inside!

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You should have come to Denny's with us. The conversation just got better.
now I'm really, really scared
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Oh, and Joe Pesci made an appearance at the pub when you left. He was funny. He amused us, like a clown....

And they f*ck you at the drive-thru!!

I'm still barely awake.

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can anyone suggest any good ones? I'm trying to watch the Disney Channel to cancel out the GROSS conversation that carried on tonight and it's just not powerful enough

no, seriously...

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Oh, and Joe Pesci made an appearance at the pub when you left. He was funny. He amused us, like a clown....

And they f*ck you at the drive-thru!!

I'm still barely awake.
go and get some sleep man

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trust me, it's MUCH better off with OUT pics
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trust me, it's MUCH better off with OUT pics
We shall discuss details later

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There are a bunch about sacrificing goats and what-not to God. I'll look those up for you God was big into slaughtering animals in his honor back in the day.

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There are a bunch about sacrificing goats and what-not to God. I'll look those up for you God was big into slaughtering animals in his honor back in the day.
Thou speaketh the truth. I'm glad you said it and not me though.

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There are a bunch about sacrificing goats and what-not to God. I'll look those up for you God was big into slaughtering animals in his honor back in the day.
you all need to go to church more often

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they get high there?

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you all need to go to church more often

I got banned from church for groping the pasture's daughter.

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i got kicked outta barnes and noble for moving all the bibles to the fiction section

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go and get some sleep man

Can't at the stealership getting the oil changed and iPod connecter fixed in the Honda.

You really seem like you're working hard! Aren't you glad you left early?

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you all need to go to church more often

You are right, actually. I have not gone much lately. I used to go Wednesday nights at Willow Creek but somethign seems to be taking up those nights lately... I still have the weekends but I am always on my bike. I need to go, though. I've been missing it.

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Can't at the stealership getting the oil changed and iPod connecter fixed in the Honda.

You really seem like you're working hard! Aren't you glad you left early?
I try my darndest

Yeah I am glad I left early I wouldn't be able to function right now
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You want to Vick killed because of his treatment of dogs and now you are looking for bible scriptures to make you feel better? Surely you jest...
A and B conversation there bucko...A and B
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