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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 04-17-2003, 02:32 PM Thread Starter
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Bumper Stickers

Yet another new crop of bumper stickers...

Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.

If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.

If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.

Please Tell Your Pants It's Not Polite To Point.

If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.

My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.

To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.

Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings."

If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.

Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.

The Earth Is Full - Go Home.

I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha.

So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.

Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.

If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?

The Face Is Familiar, But I Can't Quite Remember My Name.

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

Illiterate? Write For Help.

Honk If Anything Falls Off.

Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.

He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Miles From The Next Exit.

I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.

If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong...

Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

Ax Me About Ebonics.

Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.

Boldly Going Nowhere.

Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.

Don't Be Sexist - Bitches Hate That.

Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.

Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.

How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is lost?

Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!

My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.

All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

So you're a feminist. Isnít that precious.

I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Your Proctologist called .. he found your head.

Kim
CCS AM #815 - the cute, fuzzy, yellow, spoiled-rotten half of Team Duc Tape!
I break stuff
Duck, duck, duck, GUZ!
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LIFT BIG... GET BIG... GO HEAVY... OR GO HOME!!!


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It all goes back together the way it came apart...unless it came apart at redline!
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lol It's even typed in redneck!

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VISUALIZE WHIRLED PEAS


Sometimes goodbye is your second chance.
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Re: Bumper Stickers

[QUOTE]Originally posted by KBOlsen
[B]Yet another new crop of bumper stickers...


Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.

Hey, that's me


How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is lost?


I'm directionally challenged, I travel down many

Sometimes goodbye is your second chance.
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post #9 of 9 (permalink) Old 04-18-2003, 01:40 PM Thread Starter
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roflMOOOO - "whirled peas"!!!!

I've seen that one - still makes me giggle

Kim
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