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Here is the best description of marketing and communications terminology I've ever seen.

You see an attractive woman at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see an attractive woman. One of your friends goes up to her and, pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed." That's Advertising.

You see an attractive woman at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see an attractive woman. You get up, straighten your suit, walk up to her and pour her a drink. You say, "May I, "and reach up to straighten her scarf, brushing your arm lightly against her breast, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see an attractive woman. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition.

You're at a party and see an attractive woman. You talk her into going home with your friend. That's a Sales Rep.

Your friend can't satisfy her so he calls you. That's Tech Support.

You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be attractive women in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated toward the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!" That's Spam.

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