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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 04-17-2003, 03:38 PM Thread Starter
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Ways to tell your company has moved to a cheaper HMO

TOP INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO A CHEAPER HMO:

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooter's.

(9) Directions to your Doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care coverage is "An apple a day."

(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill.

(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of "out of network charges" is not a typographical error.

(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."

(2) With your last HMO, your Prozac didn't come in different colors with little "M"s on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP HMO:

(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.

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