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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 04-23-2003, 10:33 AM Thread Starter
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A Blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons
or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse
immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic
pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs
for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to
throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the
horse anyway. The horse gallops along seemingly impervious to its slipping
rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away
from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has
become entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's
pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As
her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from
unconsciousness her great fortune...Frank,The Walmart Greeter,
sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.

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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 04-23-2003, 12:29 PM
freaking newbies, man there slow, ha ha ha
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post #3 of 7 (permalink) Old 04-23-2003, 12:56 PM
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So true!
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post #4 of 7 (permalink) Old 04-23-2003, 10:47 PM
Who's faster Lupi
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post #5 of 7 (permalink) Old 04-24-2003, 05:12 AM
Not fast but persistent!
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post #7 of 7 (permalink) Old 04-24-2003, 10:25 AM
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This joke reminds me of my horseback ride a couple weeks ago in Lake Geneva. My horse, Lady, decided to gallop after the rest of the horses and didn't give me ANY warning....I nearly fell off. She scared the crap out of me.

Not to mention she hated all the male horses that were on the ride and when I got off her at the stables she took off as quickly as possible. Apparently she only likes her b/f.
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