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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 04-30-2003, 10:53 AM Thread Starter
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Oh No He Didn't!!

OH NO HE DIDN'T!!

A married couple is lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up, ready to_go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book. As he's_reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special_Area. He does this a few times, but only for a very short Interval before_returning to read his book. The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused_assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement she gets up and_starts stripping in front of him.

The husband is confused and asks, "Why are you taking off your clothes?"_

His wife replies, "You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay."

The husband says, "No, not at all."

His wife asks angrily, "Well,_what the_hell were you doing then?"

The husband says, "I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages_in my book."
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ROTFLMAO!!! OH MAN THAT musta been a good book.

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freaking newbies, man there slow, ha ha ha
 
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been there... done that ! J/K

I'll sure try it tonight though. we'll see how it goes.

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awwww cmon...whats mean about it ! ! She'll get her turnon and Ill get my pages turned ! Its all good !

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awwww cmon...whats mean about it ! ! She'll get her turnon and Ill get my pages turned ! Its all good !

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Don't worry Mike. I think Grover is just jealous we could get a way with it.

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been there... done that ! J/K

I'll sure try it tonight though. we'll see how it goes.
yeah, let us know how that turns out tom.

(poor guys gonna get smacked when she finds out he just wanted to turn the page)
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post #12 of 12 (permalink) Old 04-30-2003, 05:20 PM
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also too...ive done that before..but not for turning pages...its more like..i wake up in the middle of the night..and TEST the waters to see if i can get some mid night nookie



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