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post #1 of 17 (permalink) Old 11-15-2007, 12:42 PM Thread Starter
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I didn't really have anything prepared for this moment, so I used madlibs.

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burntash's Acceptance Speech for the Biggest Post Whore of the year 2007 Oscar:

Thank you! Oh! Thank you! I can hardly conjugate verbs! I feel so horny! And this statue - it's so full of chocolate! Oh, thank you again! I just want everyone to read in the tabloids that even in my wildest hallucinations, I never would have imagined that this could ever validate my mediocrity. And to the other closeted homosexual nominees, I want each of you to know how totally wonderful your fake smiles makes me feel right now!

You know when they first told me I was not the father, I just had to take a minute and obsess about how freakish my love scenes have been. I guess it all just makes me feel kinda special

You know, there are so many ass-kissing stalkers to thank! First off though, I want to bitch slap the senile old bats of the Academy, who looked deep within their cold, black hearts before giving me this fantastic award! Also, I want to thank Jesus, for being such a powerful force in my loins. And to Dad, who taught me to take life by the balls. And finally, to all the illegitimate children I sired - I couldn't have done it without you!

Thank you America, and good night!



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post #2 of 17 (permalink) Old 11-15-2007, 12:45 PM
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talk to me at 25000




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That means there are about 2985 posts of his I did not read.

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That means there are about 2985 posts of his I did not read.
You've been missing out then, funny insightful stuff.



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i was planing something big for my 200th post but i dont want to rain on your parade.
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I hope you can get to 2nd base with your 350lb Myspace angel.

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Fucken A dude.. that girl in your avatar is gorgeous.. who is that?

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I award you.... a chip the shape of a vag.

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post #13 of 17 (permalink) Old 11-15-2007, 01:54 PM Thread Starter
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talk to me at 25000
k give me another 5 years

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I hope you can get to 2nd base with your 350lb Myspace angel.
i gotta be able to find the base under that mass to get to it

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I award you.... a chip the shape of a vag.
thats good but my mannequin's vag is better

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I award you.... a chip the shape of a vag.
Give him any plain old chip, he can't tell if it looks like a vag.
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Give him any plain old chip, he can't tell if it looks like a vag.
please i know what a vag looks like when i see it


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