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View Poll Results: Which one would you slip the cawk to?
1 9 42.86%
2 6 28.57%
3 1 4.76%
4 - Quit your day job, and become a priest. 2 9.52%
5 1 4.76%
Jerk it in a cave 2 9.52%
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Imagine you're stuck in an island, just you, 4 she-males, 1 boy. Which one would you crush?

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I'd kill myself before I even jerked off alone in a cave.
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you MUST vote.
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crush? like kill?

probably the bitch with the sign so i wouldnt have to hear her shit.

we'd be stranded on a fucking island and she'd still be going off like very other bush hater "hes such a terrible president"

we're on an island bitch and now im your president!

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far right.

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I voted 1. At least that way i have some hairpullin' action.
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#3 looks like she'd like it in the pooper.

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i didnt vote and im still alive. SUCK IT P DIDDY

oh and i vote #2

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i'd do 2 in the comforts of my own home.

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HAHHAHAHAHAHA we are a bunch of sick degenerates.
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Who de fack picked 4?? HAHHAHAHHAAHH Flounder??
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reverend rice? the name fits the poll option

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I told you I voted 2.. wasn't me!

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I'm a reverend not a priest homie
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like 7th heaven

can you hook me up with jessica biel?

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I'm a reverend not a priest homie
= he does little boys & girls.
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like 7th heaven

can you hook me up with jessica biel?
7th Heaven
When I see their happy faces,
smilin' back at me...
7th heaven
I know there's no greater feelin' than the love of family
Where can you go
When The world don't treat you right?
The answer is home!!!!!!!!!
That's the one place that you'll find,
7th heaven.
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!
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dude thatll sooooooooooooo fuckin work

wait lemme go on imdb to check age first

oh perfect christmas present!

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I luv me some jessica biel boyeeee

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She's 18 bro. I already checked before posting the photo.
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Hey Rev, you got a heated garage? Can I store my bike at your crib since you're in Roger's Park.

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Wait, how'd you know he lives in Rogers Park? STALKER!!!!!
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this board is really diggin the big one on the left

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this board is really diggin the big one on the left
on a desert island she'd slim down fast, especially when her diet would consist mostly of jizz.

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Where is the option for a gang bang??
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