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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 11-28-2007, 05:26 PM Thread Starter
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Canadian man sanctioned for lewd public acts with cars

NOVEMBER 27--A Canadian man with a bizarre sexual fetish involving classic cars was sentenced last week for several acts of public indecency.

Sandy Wong, 45, was arrested three separate times earlier this year for masturbating on the hoods of autos, including a Mini Cooper and a $50,000 BMW sedan, which was on display at an auto show. During an interview with a court-appointed psychiatrist, Wong explained that he is sexually aroused "by a certain type of car...like a '67 Camaro, '55 Chevy Bel Air." He added that he was particularly attracted to a vehicle's "roof top...it's curved like a woman's body, the sex appeal, it felt good."

In his report to the Edmonton Provincial Court, an excerpt of which you'll find below, Dr. Curtis Woods noted that Wong "irrationally opined" that car owners should not purchase such enticing vehicles since they tempt him to "pleasure myself." According to cops, Wong mounted the Mini Cooper outside an Edmonton pizza place and proceeded to "tuck, rub and bounce his naked genitalia" on the car's hood. Woods noted that Wong has been described as mentally challenged and attributed his "cognitive defects" to being born with a under functioning thyroid gland.

As first reported by the Edmonton Journal, Wong pleaded guilty to an assortment of charges and was sentenced last Friday to two years probation and 90 days in jail (which he had previously served). Wong, whose rap sheet dates back to 1989, also acknowledged a sexual preoccupation with women's feet and motorcycles. (7 pages)

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...7072wong1.html

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at least he has good taste in cars. even though he doesn't know what to do with them.
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LOL!

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LOL!

Sent him to Strats on Vet night!
he might be too young for that, he can still get it up and isnt trying to relive his youth yet

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