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post #1 of 26 (permalink) Old 11-29-2007, 02:00 PM Thread Starter
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post #2 of 26 (permalink) Old 11-29-2007, 02:07 PM
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post #3 of 26 (permalink) Old 11-29-2007, 02:11 PM
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lol, watching all the way thru, laughing.

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post #4 of 26 (permalink) Old 11-29-2007, 02:48 PM
 
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I make spaghetti sauce, motherfuckas!!!
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post #5 of 26 (permalink) Old 11-29-2007, 02:49 PM
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post #6 of 26 (permalink) Old 11-29-2007, 02:56 PM
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F'n Funny great lyrics. the song is kinda cool imo

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post #7 of 26 (permalink) Old 11-29-2007, 03:34 PM
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post #8 of 26 (permalink) Old 11-29-2007, 03:35 PM
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sounds like HeavyHand

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post #9 of 26 (permalink) Old 11-29-2007, 03:38 PM
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sounds like HeavyHand
Nah, this dude is straight




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Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.

- Ronald Reagan

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post #10 of 26 (permalink) Old 11-29-2007, 04:16 PM
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seriously, watch his other videos....this guy is hilarious!

great find +1

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post #11 of 26 (permalink) Old 11-29-2007, 04:20 PM
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post #12 of 26 (permalink) Old 11-29-2007, 04:27 PM
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post #13 of 26 (permalink) Old 11-29-2007, 04:30 PM
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I enjoyed it. Good find!

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post #14 of 26 (permalink) Old 11-29-2007, 04:44 PM
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post #16 of 26 (permalink) Old 11-29-2007, 04:52 PM
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yeah, he's good. The 2 Girls 1 Cup song is killer:

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post #17 of 26 (permalink) Old 11-29-2007, 05:42 PM
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sounds like HeavyHand
eat a dick
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post #18 of 26 (permalink) Old 11-29-2007, 05:47 PM
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Brilliant. He keeps it real.

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post #19 of 26 (permalink) Old 11-29-2007, 05:56 PM
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O my god, this guy is a trip...

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post #20 of 26 (permalink) Old 11-29-2007, 06:06 PM
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I have rep if Heavyhand butters the floor, and has video of Alex wiping out.
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post #21 of 26 (permalink) Old 11-29-2007, 06:44 PM
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That 2 girls 1 cup song is fuckin great

"She's covered in Human Feces, that's how I know she needs me"

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post #22 of 26 (permalink) Old 11-29-2007, 06:56 PM
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post #23 of 26 (permalink) Old 11-29-2007, 07:03 PM
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Just watched the 2 girls 1 cup video of his.
PRICELESS!
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post #24 of 26 (permalink) Old 11-29-2007, 07:12 PM
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Is it sad that I was agreeing to everything the guy was rapping about?

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post #25 of 26 (permalink) Old 01-17-2008, 09:33 PM
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song 2


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post #26 of 26 (permalink) Old 01-18-2008, 12:42 PM
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thanks burntash. The first one was better but part 2 was alright.

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