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post #1 of 37 (permalink) Old 11-30-2007, 10:56 AM Thread Starter
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So, I'm heading to the PRI show in Orlando.

First, is anyone from the board heading out to the show?

Second, I have heard Orlando is the smut capital of all raunch. So where are the good and not so good places to check out?


"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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only there once a couple years ago, had this damn 110lb tumor with me that cramped my style.

i heard that a killer place to hang out was a row of bars, the boardwalk?

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Can't remember the name, but it is a huge strip club and they have great steak. Anyone in Orlando knows the place.

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Thanks guys. It's going to be hard to beat strippers and steak. Maybe I'll get desert at the Boardwalk

Keep the suggestions coming!

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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thankfully its true, pron allover the place, I did feel one with that aspect of society of fl

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So, I'm heading to the PRI show in Orlando.
damn ur lucky. is that for work?

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Take a cab to downtown Orlando and hit the Historic District. Its the equivalent to our Lincoln Park except on a smaller scale. That's where you'll find Club Paris on Church and South Street along with the rest of the bars and clubs in that area. They are all within the same block so you can get shitfaced and bounce from one bar to the next without taking a cab.

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after 10pm universial studios turns into a large bar, i had no idea but there can be hotties there. at pat obriens you can order a 160oz. hurricane, but you need 5 people to oder it.
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Dave 13 would suggest Disney because he is a grown man that likes Disney.

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Damn, I need to open a satellite office down there! I'll add this to my list of '100 places to visit' before dying.

I'm talking about Rachel's Steakhouse, of course.

I need to open an office right inside there!
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damn i must be getting old. the last thing on my mind when going out of town to something cool like this is women

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i know im not gay...trust me.

am i not normal? should i be staring at every hot girl that walks by? i sometimes wonder if theres something wrong with me. pretty much every guy that i hang out with are all about checking girls out any possible chance they can...especially the older guys. im like you guys need to get a life. hmmm maybe i am gay. fuck!

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no, i just think your in a different sexual desire stage in your life. otherwise sex isnt a priority with you, your looking for more on a intellectual relationship filled with meaning and connection, then a sexual one.



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So, I'm heading to the PRI show in Orlando.

First, is anyone from the board heading out to the show?

Second, I have heard Orlando is the smut capital of all raunch. So where are the good and not so good places to check out?

Im from Orlando.

Just drive downtown on Orange Ave and Church St. There are tons of bars there. The locals go there. And there are hot chicks in nearly nothing in a few of the bars... dancing on swings, with skirts on. ... ahh... home.

The tourist place to go is boardwalk, downtown disney, etc. Its lame, full of old people who are there for conventions and they are getting their drink on to 70s music while their kids are asleep in the hotel room.

Look for bars that have ladies night specials and battle of the bartenders. That's where the action is. And it gets crazy naked.

For your "Manhheim" action.... its called "OBT" orange blossom trail. Strip Clubs and hookers.... but be forewarned.... drugs in orlando are more predomenant then the roaches you see hanging out on the sidewalks. Crackwhores are in every corner. And they are scary nasty.
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yeah! thats what it was. my mind flipped out!



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Im from Orlando.

Just drive downtown on Orange Ave and Church St. There are tons of bars there. The locals go there. And there are hot chicks in nearly nothing in a few of the bars... dancing on swings, with skirts on. ... ahh... home.

The tourist place to go is boardwalk, downtown disney, etc. Its lame, full of old people who are there for conventions and they are getting their drink on to 70s music while their kids are asleep in the hotel room.

Look for bars that have ladies night specials and battle of the bartenders. That's where the action is. And it gets crazy naked.

For your "Manhheim" action.... its called "OBT" orange blossom trail. Strip Clubs and hookers.... but be forewarned.... drugs in orlando are more predomenant then the roaches you see hanging out on the sidewalks. Crackwhores are in every corner. And they are scary nasty.
Now that's the info I was looking for. Thanks Tera!

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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So, who wants to go to Orlando with me?

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Now that's the info I was looking for. Thanks Tera!
Its easy to find, too.

You can take 1-4 to Colonial (50).
Orange Ave is one block east of 1-4 on Colonial Dr (50)
Drive down Orange Ave a few blocks, to like Pine Street and just find parking. If you can find it on Orange, park right away and walk a few blocks, its free that way. Plus you usually wont get your car broken into on that street.

The thugs look for the cars parked in the carport parking garage under the e-way. (Im not telling you how I know all this)
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sweet! im not gay



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<~~~~did i just type that, i sound like a fucken women now.
see...i always knew you were sensative on the inside! i could tell that about you that night you were holding that knife near my balls

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Are you guys going to make out now and kiss and meet each other down in Orlando at a gay bar?

Just wondering if you need directions and info on how to get there, because I know all about those, too.

(oh man, I swear, rep or no rep, its worth cracking myself up)
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Are you guys going to make out now and kiss and meet each other down in Orlando at a gay bar?

Just wondering if you need directions and info on how to get there, because I know all about those, too.

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we can do that locally



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You obviously haven't been to Orlando local bars, have you? lol
Gay here is closet gay compared to Orlando.
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You obviously haven't been to Orlando local bars, have you? lol
Gay here is closet gay compared to Orlando.
no i haven't, i am super homophobic

i went to a few cool "FEMALE" strip clubs outside palm beach when i was there a few years back. forget the name of it, but it was a good time.



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Dang it, I should have given WSE directions the the REAL bars.

LMAO!!!!

See, I missed a perfectly good opportunity to punk him out and I missed it.

DOH!
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